I used to think I was normal enough

turns out I'm a late-diagnosed auDHD polyamorous bisexual academic atheist who constantly rails against capitalism

which is to say I'm cool as fuck 😎

now kith 🥂

fat pikachu

revlog if you agree

permission to dropkick people who refuse to follow simple directions?

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 12

doctorate-level molecular biologist here, can confirm 👴😈🫛

gotta say I dont love that im so stressed I developed an eye twitch

live fast love hard queef deeply

john lenon favorite meal poop sandwich

gaaaayyyyyyy

psycho 79

no that was the turkey

😬

if you do a summersault in the spring you die

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omgporchtime

hey have you heard about dog on the moon? it's part of the gay agenda

warm weed & wine wednesday

the fuck is up with MDs being obsessed with presenter mode, like dude just talk about your work

emm why see

nah bitch it's mick

top of the bread loaf >>>> bottom of the bread loaf

mmmmmmm the cake with three milks inside of it =]

sometimes ya just gotta get stoned and go to fogo de chao

CROSSFADED AND SIGNING UP FOR GARDENING CLASSES AT THE LIBRARY LETS GO

vaginas can be a lot of work, goddamn

starting the rumor that kids say ~it's lit~ to raise awareness about the issue of light pollution

oh how lovely!

........... of course not 🫣

what do they say about me

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