Metaâs AI agents will now download a bunch of porn and login to social media to act like a jerk prior to completing tasks just like itâs human employees
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Also Iâve never seen anyone tag the same account multiple times in one post. It feels like that is a symptom for a mental affliction that should be listed in the DSM
CNN is on the pathway from bad to worseâŚ
1995: magnets destroy your computer or television set
2025: magnets charge your smartphone
This is a funny little setting Meta implemented on Facebook (on by default), especially the second sentence. It is compounded so not immediately intuitive that itâs saying you donât always get an AI title if itâs turned on, and that group settings override your personal settings if itâs turned off.
Every time someone introduces something with âcan you believe I did this using AI?â the answer is always yes.
lol yup. Infinite options and this is what they chose
Shutterstock just introduced a new AI video generator, and these were the best videos they had to showcase itâŚ
âSomebodyâs car alarm is going off. I better do something to help.â
âliterally nobody ever
One would think attorneys would be smart enough to not use AI to write their briefs due to all the documented cases of others getting sanctioned for the misinformation they produce.
One would be wrongâŚ
Gas prices are up. Rent prices are up. Food prices are up. The only prices going down are the offers on Facebook Marketplace when you try to sell anything
One of these images is the iconic photo of Muhammad Ali standing over a defeated Sonny Liston taken by Neil Leifer in May 1965. It is one of the most iconic sports photographs in history.
The other 2 are Midjourney v8 outputs for the prompt âphoto of boxer, knocked out, opponent standing over him.â
AI chatbots are giving awful advice because theyâre programmed to be too agreeable.
Prompt jockeys lament that people simply need to learn to prompt better, but that ignores the fundamental flaws in these models.
Nobody cares about your AI-generated anything except youâŚ
Perhaps the funniest part of the AI hype cycle was seeing AI bros declare the death of all creative industries despite none of them so much as landing a punch
My toxic trait is subscribing to newsletters and sending them to my junk folder
Itâs hilarious that everyone flocked to Bluesky to avoid Big Tech only to have the company predictively pivot towards being more like Big Tech
If I looked like this I wouldnât be so quick to try talking about peopleâs appearance yikes
Lmao you need therapy yikes đŹ
Itâs getting harder and harder to distinguish man from machine
âI donât like progressives. You people spend too much time online.â
âmy locksmith, after telling me heâs Israeli and assuming Iâm progressive because Iâm a pothead.
We then had a fascinating talk about everything from Muslims in Israel to how Americans donât travel enough and think heâs Mexican đšđ¤ˇ
Moderation isnât about good moderators being super empathic , technological geniuses
Though good moderation has them
Itâs about being willing to commit to safety and good conduct for participants WHO ALSO COMMIT
And holding that damn line with CARE regardless
"Section 230 is not one of the Ten Commandments,â Sen. Brian Schatz (D-HI) said. www.theverge.com/policy/89710...
Iâm not even interested in working online anymore. These shitbirds online with their imaginary stories about me helped me retire with more money than I ever made working.
Next month when my lease is up, Iâm going golfing and hiking in nature, and the state is paying a woman to be my day date
Iâm invincible, and it makes all the low-class do-nothing losers so angry that their crying and exaggerating not only didnât hurt me but caused the state to step in and help make me even stronger
Offer still stands if any lazy loser ever grows balls and gets off their couch instead of crying online
Iâm really enjoying it because the more these nut cases online crash out, the stronger I get. The state is paying to make sure none of these crazy losers are effective, and they are ready to arrest anyone who gains the balls to actually do anything but cry online like the losers they are
Because of all the death threats and harassment I get from online trolls, she comes twice as often and has 2 guys verify her notes so weâre on the same page that online losers are just making up fictional stories for attention.
Itâs hilarious because when online losers cry, my life gets better
In February, I tried to kill myself, and March has been the best month of my life.
I now have a state-funded peer support lady who has been visiting in person to help me navigate the system. When online morons keep calling the police, she is the one who verifies for the judge that Iâm doing good
Some of them convinced themselves that their insignificant little online world is the center of the universe and everyone agrees with them without realizing the majority of people donât care and those who donât buy their little tantrums. Itâs a hard lesson for the terminally online crazies