are we back in medieval times cause everything sure is mid and evil illustration of a goblin on a snail

🎨 @wizardofbarge.bsky.social

Me too!

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

🥴

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

oh good idea! my kid needs a new bed, I bet he'll get a kick out of testing out the whole mattress store lol

Where do people find a decent mattress these days

toooooo real lmao

you can just say how good it is please don't fake an orgasm about it

whenever I see recipe videos I have to look away when the person takes the big bite and makes those faces idk do you know what I mean

Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke!

just started this book at lunchtime, can’t put it down, already on chapter 31 !!

Safe here, but damn I'd love to reverse climate change so these storms can calm tf down 😤

We're fine! The car will probably have some new dents though lol

Hail the size of a hackey-sack ?? bigger than a golf ball but smaller than a baseball idk

BIG HAIL

Also, "woke" in the now-common white supremacist appropriated vernacular just means "I'm a bigoted and/or complacent piece of shit, and every reminder of the vastness of human diversity—up to and including simple basic acts of human decency—confront me with my moral failing, causing me to lash out."

Incredulous and openly-hostile TFA Rey, as is canonically her wont

???

spring KP is beefing with fall KP where tf did you put my fucking seeds 😤

BYE

I’m so serious, every ¡¿VoTeR fRaUd!? skeptic needs to do a poll observer shift in bright-blue Madison, see how airtight & locked-in everyone is to follow procedure and quadruple-check that ballots are legit and accounted for correctly. SO MUCH PROCEDURE. It rules!!

ok I was a first-time poll worker today and it was SO COOL and I highly highly HIGHLY recommend being a part of the process!!

YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Luke Skywalker doing one daily task and then dying of exhaustion... relatable king

Sorry haha this is overwhelming and not the assignment!!! Anyway definitely scoping out everyone else’s recs haha

new moods

open.spotify.com/playlist/6VN...

Screenshot of cover art for the song “Adam Driver” by Sipper

😗💕

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full