What’s the other 80%?

Why else would the book have a cover?

If you want to keep books from kids here’s the starter list

Every mobile can be a bookmobile if you try hard enough

Bookstores too

Where are you hiding?

Please don’t tell me that’s wrong

I’m if isn’t the pencils why are the pockets so small!?!?!

We can’t hear you over at the reference desk. Where are you?

At any given moment 10% of librarians are thinking, “I didn’t learn this in library school.”

Somehow this is politically better than the regular DDS

Any bugs

The fear and guilt and shame…oh my!

The 800s are the quietest btw

Why not just ask them all?

Are you a real librarian?

How many have been confused for a pile of cats?

“I can’t believe that.” Is a close second at 5%

Bottle color or liquor color?

Can I be pondering all three at once?

The other 18% are the nemesis

You might get there

I swear!

WTF?

Only 49%?

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19% of librarians have “expert cord detangler” on their resume

“Other duties as assigned”

Only 2% of librarians are surprised when they're informed about a conspiracy theory they didn't know existed

Just throw them in the fire to warm them up

We’re “checking” it