There were some Android phones with a smokey translucent back that let you see the phone internals way back in the day (made by HTC, I think?), and they looked GREAT. I really wanted that kind of thing to take off, but alas.

Pixar Lamp iMac!

No no no, if Gen Z gets into Death Becomes Her, some studio psycho will get it in their head that we need a remake with Sydney Sweeney and Jenna Ortega or something.

Buttcheeks springing like a corked bat.

A couple weeks ago, my partner (not a baseball person) walked through the living room while there was a close-up shot of Brandon Marsh and she just said "EW" and left.

Oh hey, I liked Elijah Wood in Ready or Not 2, too!

FIXED CAL RALEIGH LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOO

Off work late? Hungry but too tired to cook? Try 30 to 40 olives" meme

Pachycephalosaurus

Can't wait to do phrenology on this fucker.

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand

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Oh my god bunny, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Saw this reposted out of context. Did not realize it was a puppygirl thing. I was very concerned about the kind of dogs you interact with.

I may need 100k followers, but are there 100k people who deserve to have to put up with my bullshit? Unlikely!

Rosemary. It's pretty, it smells better than anything else, and it's damn near unkillable.

$18 for the crappiest cocktail you've had in your life, but still somehow tastes great because airports are not the real world.

This is 100% true, but only when it comes to business travel. Back when I used to fly a ton for work, I would get to the airport no more than half an hour before boarding, and if I missed the flight, I wasn't the one paying the rebooking fee.

Personal travel, though? Fuck that, I'm not that rich.

brb, putting on a flannel shirt because you should always dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Oh absolutely.

Also, in solidarity, can I tase a doctor every day at work?

I don't care if they work at Dollar General or Saks Fifth, every retail worker should be allowed to tase a certain number of customers per day.

You are braver than every troop combined.

> power of friendship division

brb, figuring out which Sailor Moon character each AL West team is

Houston Astros: terrible due to being injured beyond belief three weeks into the strain

Rest of the AL West: terrible just because

"You'll be negotiating with the enemy's mysterious leaders, the brain balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of... chutzpah."

Weird, he doesn't seem like the type to do something shitty and selfish.

It really bums me out how often people conflate "people in power are often evil" with "people are inherently evil." Cruel people are just attracted to positions of power! There's a selection bias, and that matters!

Believe in the me that believes that you can nail the princess baddy!

Ugh, they do this with the partners of famous men all the time. I get that Connie Ballmer isn't a household name so the headline needs some added context, but would it have killed them to at the very least go with "Connie Ballmer, wife of LA Clippers owner, steps in to save NPR with $80 million"?

Sometimes it's nice to watch a very straightforward story with no subtext whatsoever.

Give in to the impulse. Ask him for his Fuckable Enterprise Manifesto.

What the fuck, that should've gone in the recycle bin.

I so badly want this guy to explain in exquisite detail what the fuck he is talking about.