Gonna start calling this the "everything but" war

vintage bi-phase? you mean that girl who broke my heart in college?

Didn't even have to think about this one

(4) Don't take anybody who types it "tRump" seriously

Apparently "everything's bigger in Texas" includes the TSA Pre line at the Austin airport

Pic: The cover is broken into roughly four quadrants. The upper left reads OLD with an orange background, and the bottom right reads 97's with a yellow background. The lower left is a black and white photo of the band, four white guys, posing a bit goofily for the camera. In the upper right quadrant is a listing of all the songs on the album. The whole cover aesthetic has the feel of something released in the 60s. Second pic: A yellow circle, sun-like, with rays of yellow and red emanating from it just on the top 180 degrees. The other 180 degrees below it is blue. In the circle, written in black, is THE KNIFE. The "I" in knife has been replaced by a red silhouette of a knife.

The Best Album of 2001 Round 1 Match #22
#52 Old 97s, SATELLITE RIDES
VS.
#77 The Knife, THE KNIFE

Go here to vote:
forms.gle/YtCRsmcNBK8T...

VOTE OLD 97s OR GO TO HELL

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Ugh... hugs ❤️❤️❤️

Everybody knows he's a femme fatale

Jesus, Bryce. That ball had a family

Same stuff we talked about the other day?

"Good evening, BOILS and GHOULS and welcome to the O'Reilly SPLATTER. I'm your host the GRIFT Keeper. Our top story tonight is a real SCREAM: Secretary of GORE Pete HEADLESS has fired two more generals... INTO THE SUN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

*Devo voice*
🎵 Freedom to shit is what you got 🎵
🎵 Freedom from shit is what you want 🎵

I mean if there's one kind of history I would expect Pete to be familiar with...

I can't be the only pedant bristling at the wording of this post 😬😬😬

As somebody who has deposed countless doctors this story checks out 100%

A drunk off duty cop fired his gun at a Sox game & the Sox/police covered it up because they cover up all crimes committed by cops.

I'm not saying I'm a great driver but regularly biking, walking and running through urban areas has 100% made me a more careful driver

Saw a similar post for Chicago last night. (Of course don’t remember which subreddit it was in to find it again!)

Pope Leo 100% yelled at the TV for Spike to sit down during the 90s Bulls/Knicks playoffs.

"Good evening, BOILS and GHOULS and welcome to the O'Reilly SPLATTER. I'm your host the GRIFT Keeper. Our top story tonight is a real SCREAM: Secretary of GORE Pete HEADLESS has fired two more generals... INTO THE SUN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Holy shit the infield is flashing some leather tonight

Funny how when you take cracking down on drunk driving seriously you end up with a lot more NA and low-ABV options

That IS Robert Plant's burner, right?

Congrats, bud!

Also, the other day when I responded to one of your Stuttgart pics with "have a Dinkelacker for me!" I obviously meant a Dinkelacker 0,0% 😂

For a second I figured this was gonna be some Tolkien joke that I'll scroll right past but then PLOT TWIST a history joke I actually get!

Also to answer the question I obviously want Stuttgart and because I'd like them to win I obviously want Bayer Leverkusen over the Evil Empire that is Bayern München.