I like how you used listed every last name except for Teo! There’s only one Teo.

I’m going to guess…

“Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now”

It checks the boxes based off your description.

✅ Lovely Song
✅ Mozz is an arsehole
✅ Back to work anxiety

Dear Santa, we’ve been trying our best to be good this year. Please ask Bo Bichette to stay with his Blue Jays family! Thank you!

I’d like it too, but I’m trying to keeping my expectations tempered with that one. Would still like to see another relief
arm, if possible.

An Old-School Approach Is a Hit for This Highflying Contender The Toronto Blue Jays are one of the best teams in baseball due to an unrelenting offensive attack that relies on a basic approach: putting the bat on the ball.

The Toronto Blue Jays are one of the best teams in baseball due to an unrelenting offensive attack that relies on a basic approach: putting the bat on the ball.

Bots are such a weird part of our world now. To me “they” are like the lead pipes of the Roman Empire.

Why do you think the Dodgers, who supposedly have everything, pick him up? Did the Jays miss something in Berroa that the Dodgers feel worthy enough to make the move? If so, what do you think makes him valuable to the Dodgers and not so for the Jays?

Baby beer

Instructions. If followed properly, they lead to a definitive outcome. Advice not so much.

Don’t forget Alex Manoah. He might not be available at the beginning, but he will be back this season, right?

Sasaki going to the Dodgers is BORING and PREDICTABLE.
-Not fun for baseball.

Bullpen is already a bit of a mess. Letting Romano walk suggests they have a plan. Right? …Right?