Shame I couldn’t reply with the photo

One for @blumphy.bsky.social

Apologies, I was amped up on sugar from 12 fruit pies.

It’s ’Pi Day’ in the US today (3.14) so my client has brought in Pies for everybody and now I’m diabetic

Tell her she can fuck off

Yeah, going to Minnesota for a week

Currently on the way to the US. I’d bet my life I can buy them over the counter over there

You need some of them blue pills?

Just cruising at about 30,000ft just south of Greenland, had a pie and about 5 rum and cokes. I’ve had worse flights.

@cants.bsky.social my biggest grudge is with you for not following me back you bastard

This conversation just made me 5% more conservative

CONTENDERS READY?!?

I was their first ever paying customer, randomly.

Yeah, very well deserved.

Psychopath

I want that man to be no more

A truly great song

Get some TLC in your life

Wrestlemania 17

The film was better but I loved the series too

a man in a blue shirt is smiling and says oh you betcha ALT: a man in a blue shirt is smiling and says oh you betcha

Just booked a trip to Minneapolis, Minnesota. Gonna watch Fargo to get me in the mood.

Sunderland are just a slightly different flavour of Geordie

He should try getting a job

Prime could

Haha that’s what I’m saying, Villa won’t sign him and he’ll spend the summer trying to find another club before we loan him to Besiktas or something on the final day. Nailed on.

It’s not ended. I’ll bet a lot of money he’ll be back stinking Carrington up in the summer and we’ll have to go through this all over again.