Soz I meant *they’ll* make a mint. You’ll be left in the gutter.

Flog it to those cunts at brewdog, you’ll make a mint

this is amazing stuff.

Until they flick the switch we care not, Pratt, you insufferably ubiquitous arsehole.

he becomes incrementally less cool with every zoom until by the end he is but a face in the staff room.

hardly dare imagine what horrors unfurl when you scan that barcode.

You foul, squalid bastard - just scoff the damn things like any other civilised person.

Not sure what the fuck you’re talking about mate but fuck you anyway happy NY god bless

This is really quite gorgeous and describes perfectly my every drawer.

Tomy’s “My Robot Oms-B”

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my very tall Spanish pharmacist took a photograph of my psychomania t-shirt as he handed me by blood pressure medicine.

Amazing finds and photo also. Passed the Snowflake tower the other day, wasn’t able to stop but it improved the journey considerably regardless. I’ll return with the kids to drink it in.

I’d love to read the tender odes in your anniversary cards.

Oh my word.

Really liking that design - and title - on the new collection.

one head, four cunts.

lovely bit of cover, that.

More “letterbocks” than “fesshole” isn’t it?

"ultimate goal"? wow.

They should have been mocking you for having a hankie to be honest.

Good time to purchase one of Moonpig’s extensive “sorry I shit your towel” range.

I for one second this wholeheartedly. I’d buy, read and revel in that shit.

Really putting the “cunt” in “utter cunt”.

it's Twister, right?

“Police please. Yeah he’s here again. The cunt with the head.”

They’re lovely, these beermat birds.

Plying your cuntishness, working it tenderly. You cunt, you.

“a helping” - Christ, you awful bastard

Wow she’s holding a delicious calippo - a right cooling treat