I have an essay about Sun Tzu to do for business school. Can anyone tell me what he means by this?

"The wise king tries to win wars. Winning feels good. Losing sucks."

I know there are veterans who do work to steer kids away from recruitment. They could exclusively use clips from the last few weeks or so and get the job done.

crows are messengers of death and fate but they are also funky little guys

I had that cart! Good luck. I remember it being really hard.

I don't know how Arthur Morgan dies from Taco Bell, but that's Rockstar's writing for you.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I'm listening to signalwave albums and it feels strange when they're interrupted by YT ads. They fit the theme of the music, but are from a different place in time.

It feels like these could be used similarly but something about the Internet would have to change so they could be alienated a bit.

Pitch: Tell NO ONE it is owned by a comedy web site. Poe's law everything, but with the overall goal of convincing chuds to jump into the ocean.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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In New Mexico they are pitching their own power grids... that run on gas. This does not fix the problem.

They do and their solution was to create their own grid that runs on gas. There shouldn't be any data centers at all.

I'm considering getting security for my place. Can anyone tell me a good beginner's gun for a 100 pound dog?

The corpse fairy left another dead body in the desert last night. Eventually criminals are going to stop doing this because it's played out.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

i watched Wall Street last night and it’s pretty adorable how everyone warns Charlie Sheen that he could go to prison for insider trading

DJing blind is cool until 0:41

you will learn to hate LEDs.

you may think your job as a dj is to curate music and overall timbre of the night.

it’s actually to go to war with light. taping off LEDs. buying lights with dimmers. unscrewing bulbs.

light has a property of being more bright when a speaker turns on. you will see pores if you’re not militant.

my water bag exploded in my backpack. luckily it did that before we left and not tonight when it’s 30 degrees out.

if you buy cheap, you buy twice!

is it this one or another where he starts breaking down and crying, presumably remembering all his dead co-pilots

my man can solve that resident evil 2 puzzle for you

there was that one time i was making SUPER offensive cawing sounds at one and he crushed a beer can with his wing while not breaking eye contact

I ask because I cheated one on a real estate deal.

Whenever I see this piece of trivia I wonder who out there is picking fights with crows. Why? How?

Soldiers should be under no illusions about how the empire sees them.

If my 18-1/2 y/o cat Wrigley dies, I'm going to post about it. I consider it his obituary. You can just scroll past it. I'm going to post his picture too. I'm sure that will irritate the shit out of you too, but just scroll past it. I don't expect condolences. Happy now? You're off the hook

if i’m wrigley i’m wondering why my owner is fantasizing about my death as though they’re petting me while thinking “can’t be long now.” i am looking for the exits and willing to risk it all.

and it’s “died,” not “rainbow bridge.” talk like an adult.

now that you’ve seen my cute dog, allow me to regale you with stories of how his previous owner starved it and burned it with cigarettes. i’m a deeply sick person.

fucking amen! i also don’t care to hear all the miserable crap your rescue lived through before you took a picture of it. it’s tacky.

ENOUGH WITH YOUR DEAD DOGS AND CATS!!

Yeah I said it.

"Dead pet" Bluesky posts x 1,000,000 = an entire nation in deep depression.

Please remember the whole world can see these and just knock it off. Sorry for your loss!