The captain always goes down on his bitch

Small hands, stubby fingers on display.

Excuse me… did someone say snacks? — Owlways ready for a treat.

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#Owl #wildbeauty #Nature

Youve done enough healing, Choose violence. Go batshit crazy. Make it cinematic d @modern.glitter

Making balloon animals at a toddlers birthday party effortlessly cranking out xl bully after xl bully

Friend: do you keep a log of the mushrooms your forage

Me, thinking of the log I brought home that was growing oyster mushrooms: yes

Hugo the tabby cat, balancing on his hind legs on a window sill. His front paws are both reaching to the sky in a "put 'em up" "praise you" style. He is of course trying to murder me.

It's okay everyone.

I have great news.

I have done it.

I present to you ...

The greatest cat photo ever.

I just learned that crows can hold a 17 year grudge against a person and I’ve officially found my new spirit animal…. 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

This is me watching new developments pretty much every day now.

Me: *sees a dog on the street*
Also me: *immediately starts talking to it in a baby voice*
The dog’s owner: *judging me silently*
The dog: *my new best friend*

Had to get my dog put down because he wouldnt stop throwing up gang signs, was only a matter of time before he got swiss cheesed anyway clout chasing kills, people.

🤓☝️

Excellent

Praying for u reece xx

Ur da posts christmas selfies on bluesky

been using this app for half an hour and already want to throw my phone into a very deep well