A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

teaaaa

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Some men experience the riches of the earth only to be blind to their own wealth

4 of my favorite @beetlemoses.bsky.social comics

This is probably one of mine. Burned into my vocabulary, even

what did you doooooo how did you almost burn down the house?

NAURRR

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

@michaeljhudson hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

a piece of luggage behind a sign that reads "It Luggage"

me knew that

A man meets Jesus and says "whoa, it's Jesus. You're such a chill dude." Jesus then grins a malicious grin, points to himself and says "Guess again, bitch. I'm CALVINIST Jesus." Calvinist Jesus hits the man with a steel chair. He then kicks the man in his lower back while the man is curled into a ball on the ground.

How I would open Portal 3: Chel rappels down into Aperture. It’s hard going because she doesn’t have the portal device anymore. Eventually she crashes through a door into some kind of break room, and there are like a dozen Chels inside. All identical to her. Eating lunch. Then GLaDOS comes on the speaker like, before you judge me, you left your DNA *all over the place*. I boxed it up for you, but you didn’t leave a forwarding address. And then, well, can *you* say you never got wistful late at night and started thinking about old... test subjects?

They call it "mass" because of the powerful mass driver cannons equipped on the Papal battlemech

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

AWEBO STRIKE

this video is gonna make me throw up

cognitive reframing:

I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect

I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

Dam him up!

Eastern N. America folks, it's just about go time for the start of the ~3 week peak migration (unless you're on the Gulf Coast, in which case it is go time NOW). Expect waves of incredible birds for the next month and a half

Turn those overnight lights off to protect them!

[stolen from local news]

mating ball
MATING BALL

Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

News used to be better

"Semibalanus balanoides" means "the half-acorn that is like an acorn". thanks Linnaeus

[alt text by NASA] The Moon, seen here backlit by the Sun during a solar eclipse on April 6, 2026, is photographed by one of the cameras on the Orion spacecraft’s solar array wings. Orion is visible in the foreground on the left. Earth is reflecting sunlight at the left edge of the Moon, which is slightly brighter than the rest of the disk. The bright spot visible just below the Moon’s bottom right edge is Saturn. Beyond that, the bright spot at the right edge of the image is Mars. Credit: NASA

Whoa 🤯

The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

Four panel comic. Two characters sit with collars. "It's bad enough the aliens took over..." "But did they HAVE to make us their pets?!" From off camera: "Gleeba za gneepnarp?" The complaining character jumps up with joy. "Oh boy gneepnarp!"

Gneepnarp