Posts by Brian McFadden
Pete Hegseth doesn't wash his hands, and has been using that time to polish a perfect sphere of feces, urine, and skin oil.
Can't wait for the new Infowars recipe for a chili that helps you remember your chilidren.
Alan Dershowitz as a big, nude kaiju, terrorizing Martha's Vineyard. (I will draw this and post it publicly, unless my demands are met, Mr. Bond.)
Airport too fancy. I haven't been in one in 13 years. I'm going to become the Bus Station Influencer. (Streaming only on those old coin-op TVs attached to armrests.)
Read this thread for the thrilling plot twist about the “computer” that blends images of real women.
Spoiler Alert: The computer’s name is John.
My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you
Ok but imagine the outrage if it were discovered that this robot is trans
Doff your tricorn hat for Patriots' Day, or Marathon Monday, or "Where'd all the kids go, they get another vacation in April?" Day.
BREAKING: The Strokes have been murdered by the CIA.
Palantir is a quasi-fundamentalist subversive right-wing movement with a stock symbol
Good luck to the Bruins and Celtics advancing to a playoff round that I can watch in Boston without doing a bunch of nerd VPN shit or giving up and watching at a bar.
Hmm they sure want us to forget about the manosphere! Wonder why
first of all, this is 8 years old. secondly, this is a distortion of what he said and not a direct quote from the video, which isn’t great but significantly less controversial than this. he said “they believe it’s their land, we believe it’s ours, which is why there isn’t peace.”
Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????
my entire life there have been frustrated women who can’t find appropriate men to date and in response people called them frigid spinster cat ladies but borderline sexual predators and outright misogynists get pity profiles on the reg — disgusting
Close up image of a male drone bee with the narration “Males like him do nothing to contribute to the family.”
Not me out here catching strays from this National Geographic bee documentary.
John Roberts is and always has been Sam Alito with better PR
he has declared himself and his fellow republican justices the unelected rulers of America and they have wielded their power in favor of making Donald Trump of all people untouchable
the court as it exists today must be broken
When a dumb person like Joe Rogan takes psychedelics, the one neuron in his brain wiggles around and almost generates a thought.
These people are my age coming up with Scooby Doo schemes and I feel like my life isn’t eventful enough now.
All of his businesses and property should be nationalized and dissolved and he should be stripped of literally every single asset and dollar. Put him in public housing and let him live off of whatever UBI the next Congress passes.
Alternate ending of ET where RFK Jr. finds him in that ditch.
I had my 8th birthday party there and I agree!
Papa Gino's and Bertucci's shout-outs in the latest Hacks. Not a Dunkin in sight. Great writing.
I ten million percent agree with this. A capable FBI man following Trump's agenda would be bad for the country