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Distance from NYC to LA ~2500 miles direct line distance
Speed of sound ~767 mph
2500/767 = 3.26 hours

So if your monorail is going JUUUST under the speed of sound, it'll make it NYC to LA in about 3 hours and 30 minutes if you include the acceleration and braking times.

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Oilers v. Ducks Game 1: A Tactical Review While I am certain the Oilers coaching staff would have preferred a less dramatic outcome, from a tactical perspective, game one of the first round series was as predicted.

The neutral zone was a battle all night. The cycle won the game.

Jake Walman might not have been mentioned much, but I thought he was sublime.

Ducks v. Oilers. Game 1 Tactical Review.

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Happy Kappy 420 Day! Let's get high!

#LetsGoOilers

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They have to make it so stressful lol

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And then pay $5 Million to Ryan Reynolds to do a press tour hyping up the "new and improved" Green Lantern made by MARVEL!

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Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.

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Slow your roll The Edmonton Oilers 2025/26 regular season was a disappointing one as they finished with only 93 points – a 0.567 points percentage that ranked 14th in the league. Considering the previous fi…

Couple thoughts on the Oilers regular season and individual performances heading into the playoffs. And that ugly Pacific division.

thesuperfan.ca/2026/04/16/s...

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- the Paul Coffey Effect is in full force

- Rico is cooked and drags down his line. If Dickenson can go, Henrique needs to sit.

- bring on the #Ducks, where for me their scariest member is Jay Woodcroft.

#LetsGoOilers
#NeverinDoubt

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Edmonton Oilers Impact Card

Edmonton Oilers Impact Card

#NHL Game Score Impact Card for Edmonton Oilers on 2026-04-16:

#LetsGoOilers

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if they're already upset may as well tax them

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Leon sure loved his popcorn last night lol

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Time for the playoffs? Who’s ready to stress out with me???

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Lowe wasn’t a hall of fame GM but I’m not surprised he commented. I had many interactions with Kevin Lowe over the years and he is a good person. I could tell you 3 stories about Kevin and his character. He is Indignant about the lack of respect Pronger showed Edmonton then and now. Good for him

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Weird way to couch this

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I don't know if they're considered a hit band but I found Manchester Orchestra (The Silence) in 2020 during lockdown and they're the only band I try follow. I don't listen to radio so I don't know who's actually popular.

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Oilers have clinched a playoff spot! Thank you Gritty for the help

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The Shining themed comic? Sure why not lol

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“No deal,” I announce dramatically as I quickly leave the room before shitting my own pants

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McHat Attack!!!

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Guess not this afternoon 😅.
(Though I think they can still clinch today if Jets don’t win in regulation tonight?)

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Edmonton Oiler Prospect Report: April 9, 2026 The slow spiral into season’s end has begun for hockey teams.

You want skilled forwards with size? How about these two Oiler prospects who made the news this week.

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Edmonton Oilers Impact Card

Edmonton Oilers Impact Card

#NHL Game Score Impact Card for Edmonton Oilers on 2026-04-08:

#LetsGoOilers

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Experience Oilers hockey 🥲

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Ace Bailey in a studio hockey pose, leaning forward with knees bent and both hands gripping a wooden stick on the ice. He wears an early Toronto Maple Leafs sweater with horizontal stripes, matching striped socks, padded gloves, and skates. His hair is neatly parted, and he looks directly toward the camera. The ice surface is a small rounded platform beneath him. A handwritten signature reading Ace Bailey appears on the left side of the image.

Ace Bailey in a studio hockey pose, leaning forward with knees bent and both hands gripping a wooden stick on the ice. He wears an early Toronto Maple Leafs sweater with horizontal stripes, matching striped socks, padded gloves, and skates. His hair is neatly parted, and he looks directly toward the camera. The ice surface is a small rounded platform beneath him. A handwritten signature reading Ace Bailey appears on the left side of the image.

Ace Bailey was one of the best players of his era.
But a hit on the ice from Eddie Shore ended his career and nearly took his life.
The benefit game organized to help him and his family became the NHL's first All-Star Game.
This is his story.

🧵 1/10

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Gillian Anderson

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I’m a better Christian than any Trump supporter, and I’m an atheist.

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Bad 🐰🥚

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mastodon feels like what would happen if an HOA was also a microblogging website

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High speed rail in Canada is a good investment. It’s the kind of ambitious nation-building that actually makes Canada more resilient etc. No surprise, far-right Pierre Poilievre says he’d cancel it, saying it will go over budget. Spoiler—it will. Just like EVERY car highway does. But he likes those.

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