Pros and cons of parenthood:

pro - you can watch sesame Street pretty much whenever

Con - sometimes your child will interrupt your enjoyment of the muppets and their antics

These look really cool.

Do you know how bad it has to be for something to seem undignified to professional wrestling

There’s a reason Republicans don’t constantly shit on their own voters and that’s because it is an abysmal strategy for winning elections

Grogu go watch Konosuke Takeshita and get some fucking taste bud.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

The Newspaper: nooooooo you have to debate every bad faith asshole in the worrrrrrld no matter how incoherent or wretched their supposed views are

The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat

Maybe it’s bad to live in a liberal hugbox echo chamber but have you seen what it’s like outside of the chamber??? No thanks!!!!

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

Hakeem Jeffries is running. Not for president. He's on I-99 headed for Toronto.

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

the 'electability' question is increasingly clear www.sosavstate.com/p/gavin-news...

out of power, republicans spend every waking minute calling anodyne things impeachable and democrats can't make themselves regularly say the same about war crimes, self dealing or dementia

No kings except Regina

Confirmation.

In my @ms.now column from Sunday I noted how every time there's a vote on trans issues in congress, the NY Times runs an opinion piece calling for Democrats to abandon trans people.

For the SAVE America Act, they ran two.

www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

I have literally no idea what beliefs this man holds besides “I should be President”

Half of the presidents cabinet are podcasters who do a podcast once a week

on the one hand it fucking sucks that that stupid right wing aphorism about good times making weak men is actually correct

on the other hand it also fucking sucks that the weak men are them and they're collapsing ruins of the current order down on all our heads

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

feeling like the pale Usher

So many miseries have craz’d my voice
That my woe-wearied tongue is still and mute.

We will not stop. You have no idea how many insufferably persistent people are behind this.

See you next Saturday.

Tennessee Republicans gerrymandered the state to carve up metro Nashville into three different congressional districts, and this is the result -- a large Muslim community whose own "representative" is now endangering them.

I want you toknow that proclamations like this come from the softest dude you will ever meet whose greatest challenge in life is waiting ten minutes in line at Merridee's

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance

Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

Zoom out: The Las Vegas Sphere hosts concert spectacles headlined by artists like Uz, Kenny Chesney and Metallica.

Don Draper meme yelling at Peggy “That’s what the money is for!” But instead of money, the word is replaced with Stadium (aka the new Titans Stadium).

www.axios.com/local/nashvi...

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POLL: “Dems' real problem isn't being too liberal — it's being seen as too weak… The path to 2026 doesn’t run through the center. It runs through the fight.” www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...