I was willing Stephen to turn on her at the eleventh hour.

Ah what a lovely place to be

WHY HAS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING

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So Robbie Williams’ new song is basically Jim Croce’s I’ve Got A Name.

Fig too. Either the bath or he sits by the kitchen tap waiting for service.

I can’t even read that. The text is too small 👵🏼

I mean, your sport *could* be “Dude”?

Hooray!

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Are there any cat accounts on here yet? 😻

Did you knit yourself into it?

All the Bluesky advice threads are like when someone at a restaurant explains how “we do it a little differently here” and it’s just tapas

If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year, please do reach out & let me know. I need to borrow some chairs

Something something HOLE

Ooh must try that sometime x

A bit of Durdle.

Stick some Dreamies out, he’ll find you.

Star Wars cantina vibes

Tbf I blame everything on jazz.

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He took one down to the neighbours too. Gifts all around!

Hash brown soldiers!! Genius.

Oh HELLO

A brown and black tabby cat with white feet, standing on some scaffolding with a large dead rat in his mouth, staring straight at the camera.

For anyone who wants to know what Figgy has been up to since his Twitter days

He’s actually a cat, Danté. Who has a sausage for a pet?!

Don’t answer that.

I beg to differ.