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Posts by Wayward Twidget

Fall of shot is good, scratch one.

Shit bag plot, who’s next on the menu?

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We The People are many and strong, the freaks are few, weak, and they know it.

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Fall of shot is good, scratch one.

Shit bag plot, who’s next on the menu?

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Live your best life because there’s nothing to fear!
- drink tea without a care
- stand close to an open window
- walk down the stairs
- don’t worry if the elevator is there before stepping confidently into the shaft.

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We The People are many and strong, while they are few and weak.

Pass the word.

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I’ve noticed that he hasn’t said much after his high velocity tracheostomy. Yup, 30-06 is enough bullet for the job.

I’d feel bad, but he did say it’s a risk he’s ok with to ensure that every unstable whack job has immediate access to a lethal weapon…

Anyways, we’re trying a new recipe tonight…

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That all tracks given that he has the personal charisma of a rusty brillo brush aggressively rubbed on your tender bits...

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They've been renamed to the Donald J Trump - Epstein Files.

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That's one way to find out your (bowel) movement is 90% bots. But, if they're anything like our white trashnalists, not a single lesson will be learned.

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Sounds like the four months I spent as a barracks petty officer…

No, ODs but a lot of blackouts and oceans of puke.

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The wheels on the trump bus go womp, womp, womp.

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That's why we have netting over the outdoor cat lounge (aka the kitty cabana).

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I hope you know who have fully paid up “fell off the curb” insurance policies... You can never be to careful these days, one minute your doing something really stupid, and boom, fell off a curb. It happens.

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How about no? Does no work for you? [tazer, tazer, tazer] how about now?

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The only moral kink is my kink thinking is the typical in group versus out group behavior common in a certain political set.

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I hope you know who has a paid up "fell of a curb" insurance policy...

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They're not wrong...

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No notes.

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Oh shit! Who's music is that? A contender for the crown who's in exile?

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We The People are many and strong, while they are few, noisy, and weak.

And they know it.

Keep the pressure on, until they fold like a Wall Mart Lawn Chain under Donald "The Slob Father" Trump's corpulent ass.

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*) except for our fur babies...

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Correct, but he overlooked a small complication: weirdo losers don't/can't read history books... So here we go again.

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As a poorly reformed sailor, I see you 😉

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Still sailing in full fighting trim, with the Jolly Roger flying proudly from the main mast, and looking to force another engagement.

While it looks dark today, they've dramatically over reached, and we will take that arm off; again.

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It’s been a while, just wanted you to know you’re not alone.

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Sorry for your loss, here's hoping my old man can show him around cat heaven.

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The so not wrong that I'm willing to violate the first rule of orange cat club, you don't talk about orange cat club.

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I hate most that they don't care that they're lying.

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They wanted fear, and what they got is "lol, get fucked losers" followed by action.

They clearly do not understand who they are fucking with, and what we're willing and able to do when we have exhausted all other options.

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