Posts by Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
He's very mysterious.
He did tell me that he hates Batman before I left for North Carolina, I'm so sorry
Now, now, Ralph wouldn't want us to fight.
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Happy 67th birthday, Robert Smith. I wouldn't be the weird Redneck Goth that I am without you.
@thecure.com
good call, lmao
Oh huh, I coulda sworn that was Gordon Sumner on the left
oh, damn, we lost Prince ten years ago today. I still legit remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I found out. That was a rough day.
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"Flickers of the canyon fire
Its hands raised like a gospel choir
If we live forever, let us live forever tonight
Helicopters against moonlight
Our holy mother of the midnight
And if we live forever, let us live forever tonight"
QR code for me. I'm Farts Johnson
if you want to say "good job on the bad jokes, Farts," here's a QR code for tipping me on paypal. lmaoo
Hahaha, oh no, my bad
No one is gonna give me birthday money now
Turns out, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social hates that episode of "The Simpsons."
It's me!! Out on a walk. My hair is a mess. It's a beautiful day out.
looking like a Hot Mess today.
Ralph????????????????????
The reviews are in, folks
She's my lil 2x4 baby girl. Dumber than a lump of wood but dang it she's sweet.
kaiju (but make it haiku)
big motherfuckers
from deep under the ocean
wrecking all your shit
Räka is my bestie.
what an excellent cat!
Me sitting on the couch with my old beat up laptop, in my lap, of course, where else would it be, and a kitten on my shoulder. I'm wearing eye makeup, my glasses, and a tie dyed shirt. Räka is a little squishy calico kitty with big eyes. We're pretty cute, I ain't gonna lie.
Here I am chilling with li'l baby Räka,
pic taken by @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social.
QR code for me. I'm Farts Johnson
if you want to say "good job on the bad jokes, Farts," here's a QR code for tipping me on paypal. lmaoo
www.instagram.com/farts_johnson
Hey I just made my instagram public again if u wanna follow me on ANOTHER social media platform for some ungodly reason.
A few have asked if they can get me anything for my birthday, so here's my cashapp. I don't want it to take away from the fundraiser on Friday, so I'm dropping the link early.
Please don't feel obligated, though!
THATS THE SEX NUMBER!
Thank You!!
Oh My God.