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Posts by Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson

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The Cure - Alone Listen to Alone on TIDAL

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The Cure - A Letter to Elise (Live in Paris) [2024 Remaster] Listen to A Letter to Elise (Live in Paris) [2024 Remaster] on TIDAL

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He's very mysterious.

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He did tell me that he hates Batman before I left for North Carolina, I'm so sorry

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Now, now, Ralph wouldn't want us to fight.

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The Cure - The Figurehead (Live in Paris) [2024 Remaster] Listen to The Figurehead (Live in Paris) [2024 Remaster] on TIDAL

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Happy 67th birthday, Robert Smith. I wouldn't be the weird Redneck Goth that I am without you.

@thecure.com

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good call, lmao

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Oh huh, I coulda sworn that was Gordon Sumner on the left

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Prince - 17 Days (Piano & A Microphone 1983 Version) Listen to 17 Days (Piano & A Microphone 1983 Version) on TIDAL

oh, damn, we lost Prince ten years ago today. I still legit remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I found out. That was a rough day.

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New Constellations - Believe Again Listen to Believe Again on TIDAL

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New Constellations - Hot Blooded {slow//reverb} Listen to Hot Blooded {slow//reverb} on TIDAL

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The Midnight - Los Angeles (Live) Listen to Los Angeles (Live) on TIDAL

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"Flickers of the canyon fire
Its hands raised like a gospel choir
If we live forever, let us live forever tonight
Helicopters against moonlight
Our holy mother of the midnight
And if we live forever, let us live forever tonight"

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I'm Farts Johnson

QR code for me. I'm Farts Johnson

if you want to say "good job on the bad jokes, Farts," here's a QR code for tipping me on paypal. lmaoo

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Hahaha, oh no, my bad

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No one is gonna give me birthday money now

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Turns out, @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social hates that episode of "The Simpsons."

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It's me!! Out on a walk.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                  
My hair is a mess. It's a beautiful day out.

It's me!! Out on a walk. My hair is a mess. It's a beautiful day out.

looking like a Hot Mess today.

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Ralph????????????????????

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The reviews are in, folks

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She's my lil 2x4 baby girl. Dumber than a lump of wood but dang it she's sweet.

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kaiju (but make it haiku)

big motherfuckers
from deep under the ocean
wrecking all your shit

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Räka is my bestie.

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what an excellent cat!

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Me sitting on the couch with my old beat up laptop, in my lap, of course, where else would it be, and a kitten on my shoulder. I'm wearing eye makeup, my glasses, and a tie dyed shirt.                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Räka is a little squishy calico kitty with big eyes.                                                                                                                                                                 

We're pretty cute, I ain't gonna lie.

Me sitting on the couch with my old beat up laptop, in my lap, of course, where else would it be, and a kitten on my shoulder. I'm wearing eye makeup, my glasses, and a tie dyed shirt. Räka is a little squishy calico kitty with big eyes. We're pretty cute, I ain't gonna lie.

Here I am chilling with li'l baby Räka,

pic taken by @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social.

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QR code for me.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                           
I'm Farts Johnson

QR code for me. I'm Farts Johnson

if you want to say "good job on the bad jokes, Farts," here's a QR code for tipping me on paypal. lmaoo

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Trevor Mullis (@farts_johnson) • Instagram 365 Followers - 993 Posts - "Waiting to see The Midnight and New Constellations this past Sunday."

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Hey I just made my instagram public again if u wanna follow me on ANOTHER social media platform for some ungodly reason.

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Pay me on Cash App Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App

A few have asked if they can get me anything for my birthday, so here's my cashapp. I don't want it to take away from the fundraiser on Friday, so I'm dropping the link early.

Please don't feel obligated, though!

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THATS THE SEX NUMBER!

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Thank You!!

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Oh My God.

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