when you’re texting w/ your bestie & she’s telling you that it seems the hockey team you both cheer for forgot to activate a goalie off IR which forced a change of personnel for the game the other day & your phone decides that it was your job to activate the goalie…🤣

@jneuandcats.bsky.social

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The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

wish

Dementia. That’s what’s going on here.

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Thank youuuuuuuuu

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And this may just be the year I actually do it! 🤣

(I’m buying you a bubble for Christmas…)

Happy Belated Birthday! 😁❤️

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CHAOS KITTEN MODE: ACTIVATED

Hello?

Yeah the fact that I’ve currently read more books than you so far this year is a v weird feeling lmao

Yeah, I bet…

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I’m so glad you had such a good day! You definitely deserve it ☺️❤️

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one of the greatest gifts the universe has ever given me is having you as my best friend.

happy birthday, @jneuandcats.bsky.social !
may this year be the most magical one yet. ✨💜

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LOTS of severe weather in tornado alley right now!

Please keep an eye on the weather if you're in Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas.