A single very brainy morel mushroom pushes away a dried oak leaf to rise into the early spring air. All photos by me

Here is a nice mushroom

thank you 😔🫂🩵

thank you. you are so right 😔🩵

if you could, I know you would 🩵

😔🩵

Some days I can hold it all together, other days I am an absolute mess.
And rightly so

broke: suns out, guns out

bespoke: sky’s out, thighs out

it's come to my attention that the nba and nhl playoffs are happening

good stuff yo

there's too much orange in this Oilers-Ducks series.

This Senators / Hurricanes game..... is nuts!!!

Late night hockey, as a treat

I'll be up-up and away, up-up and away

Give me a hit of that high fructose corn syrup.

All the signs are staring back at me

I know what it means when someone terminally ill stops drinking as much and eating as much.

Is this winning?

Nobody told me these suspenders were going to give me cameltoe

420 day is when you eat a whole pi and watch star wars

this will sound incredibly silly to anyone under like 30, but it is so weird that the 70s and 90s are only 20 years apart

being an apex predator means sometimes you get sour cream in your hair

What are the requirements to become a river goddess?

her name should be sabrina singer

200 notifications but not the one you want

It is 4/20 so I’m taking a well deserved smoke break.

Bro have you even tried being whimsical about it?!

I know some of you from the old country*

*Twitter

I don't need a hashtag telling me to boycott anything

Staging a piece of floss between my molars so the dental hygienist doesn't even ask

Oh I want to isolate so fucking bad. I can feel it setting in.

if you love it so much why don’t you marry juana