Are we back in medieval times? ‘Cause everything sure is mid and evil.

#invincible

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Dapper.

 

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“You’re asking 𝘮𝘦? I dunno. It does whatever a spider can, I guess.”

“Spider vs. Scorpion? You guys in that other universe sure seem to have a thing about bugs. Anyway; hope you feel better soon.”

I like to dip my tortas in queso. I like both spicy and mild, but my favorite is the one you keep around for emergencies.
You know, just in queso.

“Nutrition is important. And probably, so is avoiding head-trauma, too.”

𝙄𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙚𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧.
𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚. #invincible

“Dude. I could raise my toast-eating game to a whole other level.”

“You have my attention. Go on…”

Space flight SUCKS. Sure, the body eventually realizes it can go for days without breathing, but the brain?
Air’s a tough habit to break.

ᴋᴜᴍɪᴋᴏ ᴛᴀɴᴀᴋᴀ.

ᴀ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴋɪɴᴀᴡᴀ.

ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪɴᴅ.

ᴋᴀʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴋɪᴅ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʙʀᴀ ᴋᴀɪ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ.

𝐚𝐥𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬.

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬.

*sits at table reading Science Dog*

“Sooo many 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝗮𝗽𝗲𝘀ᵀᴹ accounts flooding my timeline. It’s become an epidemic!” 😩

I kinda like these shoes. Not sure exactly why.

🤬!

“…I think I get it. As the queen of this club, you’re sorta the person pulling the strings of the people pulling the strings of the folks deciding which countries thrive and which ones die. Or something like that, right?”

“Depraved and elite?”

His lip quirked in a wry smile, born of both intrigue and distaste.

“Sounds like a weird mix of orgies and power-brokering.”

“Nice to meet you as well!”

Mark quickly scanned the girl’s attire, nodding appreciatively at her stylishness.

“That’s a cool outfit. Are you a superhero, or a model?”

“Telepath? Like reading minds?”

𝘖𝘩𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘩𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵, he thought.
𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘵? 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘵; 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐’𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘈𝘎𝘈𝘐𝘕!

Blushing furiously, he struggled to calm his mind.

“…And what’s the Hellfire Club? Sounds kinda ominous.”

“Hi! I’m Invincible. And you are..?”

He chuckled, and immediately regretted it. Rather than the confidence he intended to project, he heard far too much uncertainty in the sound.

Hovering, he warily regarded the provocatively clad woman.

“You have me at a disadvantage, miss. Who are you, and how do you know so much about me?”

For a second, he considered feigning confusion over her use of his name, but something in the woman’s unwavering, diamond-hard stare told him that she’d see through any attempt at subterfuge.

“OK, let me guess: You work for Cecil.”

He gave a resigned sigh.

“You’re in the GDA?”

He smiled, and gave a respectful nod.

“Hello. I’m Invincible.”

Man, don’t you hate it when your head hits the concrete at over 175mph? You can shake out the rubble, but the dust and bits of asphalt always seem to magically stay in your hair. 😕