When the Chinese land on the moon it’ll probably be in a battery powered rocket!

I'm just relieved nobody is talking about how I said I bought a house in Clacton, then admitted it was in the name of my girlfriend, Laure Ferrari, even though she couldn't afford £885,000, which conveniently meant I avoided £44,000 in tax.
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REFORM UK COUNCILS: what you get When you vote Reform.
Here’s just a single example from each council. This is documented. This is real. This is what happens when Reform wins.
Worcestershire: Raised council tax 9%.

REGISTER TO VOTE DEADLINE IS TODAY. You NEED to vote in the May local elections and TODAY is the deadline to register. It only takes 5 minutes. Do it here:
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A letterbox with four election leaflets pushed through

Before you read their promises, decide what you want the election to be about.
Who buys what the shop wants them to buy?
Peter Thurlow looks at election leaflets

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⏰ Don't miss @GreenAnthonySlaughter on BBC Question Time tonight.
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Grayson Perry Has Seen the Future review – some of these insights into AI are just mindblowing From people marrying digital companions to CEOs excited about how people whose jobs are replaced can ‘adapt’, this is terrifying watching. But Perry is the perfect host

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio... This scared the hell out of me, especially when I thought about who the 'tech bros' are that are racing against each other to develop it

But it is the Daily Mail so not exactly a stretch of the imagination

Screen shot of a daily mail poll asking if Britain should rejoin the EU. Currently 84% in favour of rejoining

When you first visit the page it doesn’t show the tally until you vote; perhaps twitterers are misinterpreting that?

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

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The same week the NYTimes was devoting its significant resources to producing this ridiculous piece about Lauren Sanchez Bezos's call for rich people to not worry and be happy, Ryan Hass, an independent journalist in Oregon, was investigating this horrifying story about a death in an Amazon plant.

Let’s end the Guga hunt for good!

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Protect civilians - keep landmines banned Landmines are coming back to Europe - quietly. Countries like Poland and Finland are moving toward producing and using them. Others could follow. These weapons don’t disappear after wars end - they ke...

Landmines are coming back to Europe - quietly. Countries like Poland are already moving toward using them. Others may follow. They don’t stop killing when wars end. We can still stop this, but we need to act now. action.wemove.eu/sign/2026-04...

Reform’s Deputy Leader Richard Tice ‘failed to pay £91k in tax’ according to Sunday Times.
He says ‘overall HMRC received the correct amount of tax due’

Second #horse killed at #Aintree

Get On George (IRE) 11 Apr, 2026 Aintree Broke Near-Hind Fetlock - Destroyed-

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What is the scenery like near you?

This is about ten minutes walk from home, we are really fortunate!

Top Tory blasted for flogging £5 tickets to constituents who want to meet him Conservative Party deputy chairman Matt Vickers is accused of a 'cash grab' after advertising a coffee morning for his Stockton West constituents - and selling tickets for a fiver

Tory MP Matt Vickers invited constituents to a coffee morning to discuss their concerns, but only if they paid £5 for the privilege. The cash would go to Vickers' campaign fund. No one should have to pay to see their parliamentary elected representative.
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Can you spare a minute to help this campaign? Stop the acquisition of Marmite by US company McCormack

Sign this you cowards!
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It's that time of year again!

Show your support for turning Bradford Green.

Get a Green Party poster board for your house - all the cool kids have one 😎 😄 ⬇️

scooby doo is sitting in a chair with the words rabsolutely !!! behind him ALT: scooby doo is sitting in a chair with the words rabsolutely !!! behind him

Sounds like something Scooby-Doo would ask for!

Imagine what technology we could have invented to solve earths problems first though if….

If you are thinking of switching energy supplier in the uk & you are gping to EDF then using this referral code gives you £75 credit, and I get some money off my next bill too. (Not an endorsement of EDF in any way, but if you’ve done your research on EDF - why not?)

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The amount of space junk we’ve left in orbit, and on the moon is depressing. We can’t even look after the bit of space that’s near us!

What will the tens of thousands of delivery and taxi drivers do instead?

April fools... but the only joke is Labour refusing to nationalise water to protect our rivers and lower our bills

Today the government has opened its consultation to bring about a ban on so-called “trail hunting” which acts as a smokescreen for actual hunting.

The HSA will be issuing guidance in the coming days to assist with submissions. Please sign up to receive our latest. www.huntsabs.org.uk/ha-campaign/

Four portraits of Minnesota residents inside and outside their homes. From left to right: A woman in a hijab, an older woman wearing a red whistle, an elderly couple in winter coats standing in the snow, and a woman wearing a buttoned-up cardigan and dark blue jeans.

The news has moved on, but ICE is still in Minneapolis.

My neighbors are still patrolling streets, driving strangers to work, and providing aid. As a photojournalist at @propublica.org, I wanted to know: What do they look like in their daily lives?

So I picked up my camera 👇