I had 10+ 4th graders lineup for curling today. Got a great pump💪🏼💪🏼

When you go to a kid's birthday party & you end up being known as "Muscleman"

Happy boy!!

Someone needs to suck the life out of me

Love that for you, little dick

Tell Daddy what you like, boy

See something you like, himbo?

Slide right in, boy

They look like good boys to me

Back-ack-ack-ack

& a half

Good boy

Stop thinking then, silly boy

Yes, turn around, pup

A really wonderful thing to walk into

This is 40.

Meh, I give too many chances, eventually they find out the real me

I do believe so

What are you going to get me, boy?

Bodybuilder birthday

I've never seen or heard of one of those!

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I spent most of today scrolling, however, I did go to Costco, cleaned, ate a little, had 3 Celsius, bought some things off Amazon for my place, & didn't die.

Celsius

Sometimes I think.... Just kidding! I'm always thinking. Too much. Make it stop.

Why not?

Should I really fuck with myself & have a 3rd one like the good, old days?

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Gross. I turn 40 tomorrow.