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Posts by BERT!

The truly intuitive mind will ponder a great deal over the utility of language surrounding that of "fart" & "shit", and the gradient divide therein. Where does one end and the other begin, or rather, where does one fully transform into the other, and should there be a word for the inbetween state?

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I'm a highbie on redsky

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Is it weird if I saw that video of Rhea Ripley calling someone the F slur and got like really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hard

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I wouldn't even know what to do with a "grand vizier" if I fucking had one

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Mixing chemicals rn. Want one of those "Resident Evil Mutation Eye" type things on my van johnson

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I think my kid wants me to feed him. These dead by daylight players aren't gonna hook themselves. One day he'll come to understand

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stepped on a nail and my cry of pain sounded kinda like a weird moaning noise and now nobody around me is taking my agony and plight seriously

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sending a video sending a damp
of you JOing post shower
with sound dick pick (soft)

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Shit fire. Piss water or similar liquid.

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Moving all my savings into This

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woman asking me when I'm gonna put it in instead of just continuously beating off infront of the vagina. She doesn't know I'm going beast mode in the Other World

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Moving like this. Tell me what you #FUCKINGTHINK .

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I think the Hair one is cool and Tuning Fork Man was fun to watch kill himself in Doctor Strange

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I do wonder at what point both I and Madonna will simultaneously age up to where the age gap between us is no longer hot from any angle

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dildo up my ass, baby crowning thru my pussy. But anyway,

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Eradicating my inner microbiomes as is my right as a free american citizen. An inner world free of bacteria. Pearly sheening stomach just think of it

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"but they're metal this doesn't make sense" And that's what we're exploring here. The friction between material is the friction between medium. What is a "video game movie" that's what I'm really talking about at the end of the day if you read between the lines

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TERMINATOR SALIVATION and the terminator has one of those fucked up looking drawn-porn mouths where all the detail goes into the anatomy of the mouth and how wet they are

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I just respect his whole like, energy, so I'd let him fuck my butthole and stuff I guess

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I would let this guy hit just cuz i fw his vibe

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My backshots sound like gunshots can't do nothing with nooone in an appartment setting because then its a whole Police Situation within like 2 minutes meaning I'll just barely get to have achieved orgasm. The cops know me by name now which like, You Don't Want That

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Things and!

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"Where does all the cum and piss go" Buddy you are not the first person to ask this question and you are not the last person who will live an entire, long, beautiful life and then die still not knowing the answer. I love you.

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I do jerk off a lot but you wouldn't know because I plugged the urethra shut some time ago

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"why do you ask" because I'm hurting them on purpose rn obv

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Have you ever noticed that your friends don't like when you do things that hurt them on purpose

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collective action: With all our powers combined we could bring Big Plumbing to it's knees in a single hour. Pass the #RIBS

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Baked Paul and he smokes a nbunch of weed. Would probably be a pretty funny skit

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Turns out I was not gon gogole and this is not a naI Iphone.

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Galagy Gas fam cl;ib jupw how to thjow how to join. Siri.

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