Mel King from The Pitt is absolutely autistic coded and honestly, they had to have done it on purpose and I love her so much

Some people get cars and tattoos with their tax refunds, I spend as much as possible on my sons birthday 🤷🏼‍♀️ to each their own 🤷🏼‍♀️

I know my mom is judging me for buying two of the new Pokemon Lego sets and a year subscription of Mark Rober’s build box for L’s birthday but this is a direct result of her NEVER making a big deal out of my birthday and even ruining it many times so 🤷🏼‍♀️

Hm. Twitter is down. Did it finally die?

Monday in the office after a weekend news cycle is getting harder and harder on me tbh.

Every time my dentist gives me a price for anything I need done I just laugh because what is the point of having insurance at all 🥲

hot: bad bunny
not: 800 fucking AI commercials

Shall not be infringed doesn’t apply only to average white men who binge drink Busch light 5 days a week and Jack Daniel’s on the weekends. It also applies to me with my penjamin and bedtime bowls 🥰

I just wish the gen xers at work would simply listen when we tell them NEVER. CLICK. LINKS.

I was so concerned about preserving as much of my childhood experience for my kid as possible but thank god he gets to grow up with another never ending oil war just like I did!

My mom bought my dad a trump shirt with a QR code that links to a video of Trump dancing during his first campaign and I keep telling everyone that it links to the unredacted Epstein files and I’m just cracking myself UP 😂

Kids aren’t even allowed to roam anymore wtf are songs even gonna be written about when they all grow up

And now that I’m 30 and my teeth are rotting out of my skull, I’m the one who has to pay $25,000 just to be able to bite into a fucking apple

It’s infuriating to me that the issues I’ve had with my teeth for my entire life could have been reduced or eliminated if my mom had simply taught me to brush my teeth daily, not let me drink pop and juice constantly as a toddler, taken me to the dentist regularly, and gotten me braces.

I think it’s stupid that I have to renew my drivers license, car registration, and insurance license in the same month. How am I supposed to afford a birthday vacation and a birthday gift to myself?

LeClaim was the clue I missed and when you said when he played for the cavs the first time I was like oh! 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Now I kinda need to know 😳

All of my love to you and the kids 🩷 I know I’m far but anything I can do to help just let me know 🩷

First they came for LGBTQ folks, then they came for the immigrants, then they came for the Boy Scouts? Maybe this will be what turns the table since it impacts boys and men 🙄

This is the first child I’ve ever met who I’ve observed signs of RAD in so like, this is a problem lol

I told a mom she needs to get her kid therapy and stop teaching him that everyone else is going to hell if they don’t believe in the right God and my mom said I crossed a line telling her how to parent and I’m like well maybe if she didn’t parent like an idiot???

This weirdo said “I can’t just be bored and watch movies all day like Lydia” as if I’m not sitting here playing Pokémon Go at my desk every day lmfao

Having to pay to fix my decaying teeth is killing me 🥲

AND her husband is interviewing for a position as a director next week 🙃 so this is going to be a really fun landmine to navigate in this conservative office 🥲 thank goodness she only works Tuesdays and Thursdays 😂😭

Hahahahahaha I’ve been railing against Lifewise Academy for over a year now all over social media - I even had a car magnet! Which my older, white woman, republican coworker asked about last summer… and I told her… and today she told me her daughter took a “teaching” position with Lifewise 🙃

I just wish the voice telling me to run would stop 🥲 and I hope my kid forgives me when he realizes what I chose for him.

Life would be easier if we ran. The culture shock and adjusting would be challenging and missing my family bc none of them believe it’s as bad as it is would suck. But we would be safe. But in all reality, I can and will assimilate and resist quietly until we’re safe again. That’s my duty, maybe.

I have this nagging voice in the back of my mind that keeps telling me to get our passports and run and I keep ignoring it because the front of my mind is a stubborn ass and I’m going to be fucking FREE in my fucking HOME and so is EVERYONE ELSE and I have to stay and I have to fight.

Genuinely considering joining the church choir

Christina Yang would let me close if she saw my stitches (I can only assume that sewing a surgery wound is a different stitch just go with it ok)