Toph Beifong

Find me a lesbian who runs a Sephora like the navy and make her queen of the world.

This is an extremely clever innovation.

infowars the official news service for blue sky
is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting in front of a window. The sun comes through sheer, textured curtains, illuminating half his face. Most of his body is blocked from view by a gray cat tree.

forget golden hour, its fishtopher hour

Spotted the @usc.edu campus bunny on my walk to class this morning. Then one of the facilities folks told me there are now baby bunnies (!!) on campus, too. Stay tuned. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

SUPER TROOPERS 3 | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures YouTube video by SearchlightPictures

YEAH!!!!

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying on his back in a sunny windowsill. His head presses against the ground and his canine teeth peek out from gravity. Behind him is a black cat in a yellow cat bed. Next to him is another tabby cat. Fish's body is curled to fit himself in between them, and his front paws are tucked towards his body.

Fishtopher in the same position as the last photo, but now has his front legs stretched out. He shows off his underbelly.

oooh big stretch

A little rest and sea-renity with Skipper 🦝

Mr. and Mrs. Eastern Bluebird, a bird couple hunting for insects along the edge of a marsh.

Two red squirrels sitting next to each other in a bird feeder, studiously avoiding eye contact as they munch on sunflower seeds. Barely visible on the right is the nose of a third squirrel about to cause chaos.

One squirrel holds down another while a third squirrel squirms on its back as the three of them high-speed wrestle in a wooden bird feeder.

A chaotic ball of three red squirrels in a wooden tray feeder. Seeds fly through the air as they recreate the cartoon depiction of a fight as a cloud of dust with arms and legs sticking out.

One squirrel lies on its back eyes closed against the chaos, almost in the arms of another who looks appalled at the third squirrel face-planting in the feeder at the feet of the other two.

Chaos in the bird feeder this morning. My two squirrel buddies decided to tolerate each other again so I grabbed my camera. A third tried to get in on the action and these crazy photos ensued.

I promise no squirrel was injured. All of this happened in the space of seconds. #Mammals 🌿

Little baby possum, not sure about being held in until the human's hand

My husband just made a new friend in the beer garden.

We consulted Hattie Mae's mom to see if he's old enough to be on his own and she said he is, so we're leaving him where he found him. 🥹

Orange tabby cat with a sign over his head. If cats could text you back, they would not.

Truth. #Caturday

what is the charge. what crime has been done

Yessss

toph sketchies

Late to the party on this, but Predator: Badlands was really damn good.

Properly labeled tiny beast

A Tufted Titmouse perched on a branch that is starting to show some greenery. Things are really starting to leaf out this week! 🌿

Butter in the tub looking Concerned (tm)

This is a Butter checkpoint. If you see this picture it will heal bsky for you thru the pure magic of this dumb orange boy

A baby barred owl and his stuffed animal brother in a makeshift nest

BABY SEASON IS HERE!
This nestling barred owl was displaced when the tree containing his nest was chopped down. We will attempt to reunite him w his parents, and if unsuccessful, will place him with a foster parent. Right now he’s got a stuffie for company and a belly full of pinky mice. 🪶🦉

I do think a lot about how when I was an editorial assistant in NYC you could get a toasted bagel with butter and a small coffee for $1.10

I am not 90 years old, I swear

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Ding-dong! The Dutch Fish Doorbell needs you to help migrating fish A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Cats observing snow cat

Lot's wife

Fishtopher and Mr Lover sitting in a windowsill. Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits up and looks towards the camera with a relaxed, content expression. Mr Lover, an orange and white tabby cat, lays in a green bed and looks out the window.

window buddies

more ophelia

1) Genie: I am a writer. I can answer any question you ask 2) Aladdin: what is your book about? 3) Genie: Any question but that

True story

Remember to make art with your boner. It doesn't have to be a horny boner, it can be a brain boner or a heart boner. Make art that makes you happy and appeals to your own freakish sensibilities. This is imperative.