I was going to say that that was a good title for a kids book about a boy genius going into politics but the title already been used.

I've got an Andrew Tate shiny, want to swap for ten Trump Holding a bibles?

The Ministry of Mischief

"Earthlings" surely?

Did you break him when you pushed him off the desk?

The vacuum chamber would cause the water content in the bread to boil off, making it harder.

Do you make up these questions, Mr. Toast? Or do they write 'em down for you?

Fish are friends, not food.

It's a nightmare scenario.

No. To make things better we need to take a Shrek out of them these days. Especially the Shrek films.

All the lame stream media are too focused on that trivial matter while your oceanic current of a show knows where the real news is.

"But doctor ... I am a billionaire."

Timey-Wimey.

They both thought of it first.

I read it as he didn't. He hoped that some kind of childhood memory would pass through and that would be enough to bring him back. That's why the early scenes with Amy as a child meeting the Doctor were so significant. The moment at her wedding when he (and all his past) are rebooted.

The doctor also sacrificed himself, ceasing to exist in the new universe until Amy remembers a mad man in a box from her childhood and wills him back into existence.

Sounds a bit like the episode The Big Bang where the exploding TARDIS destroyed the universe and is used to recreate it (among with the pandorica and Amy Ponds memories).

I think you have become Pangbourne from the low level guilt.

Just put the shadow in and claim it was always there.

ennui

He's nearly 50% older than her. It might not be a problem now, but by the time she reaches forty he will be into his sixties and things can only get worse from there on.

You won't hear classy tunes like this on radio 1.

Has it got Greensleeves on it at last?

Can @matthighton.bsky.social put Mr Blobby in?

If she's not available then the ghost of Mr Kipling would be good.

Surely he can be completely digitally replaced with somebody else using the power of AI.

I'm sure that nice Tilly Norwood lady would leap at the chance.

I hope that WOPR has learned how to play 11 dimensional chess by now.

Do it while you still have the chance.

It can be hard to express ideas clearly with this mode of communication.

Laminate her laminator, that will put a stop to her plasticy antics.

Viktor won't be microwaving his smoked haddock in the office for much longer.