having sports on in the background is so funny bc what do you mean he arched his back

forgot to call my dad back and his phone deleted my text so he went 'I was getting worried, thought the martians got you' 😭

men over the age of like 55 should not be allowed at karaoke

we got the good ending let's goooo

situation I've been dealing with for the last month comes to a head over the next three days

so stressed I feel like I'm going to throw up

girl who worked out today

is dave ever not short for david? like are there guys who's legal name is just dave

drops of jupiter if it was drops of arizona: tell me, did phoenix blow your mind

selfie of me in an orange denver broncos jersey

go boncos best team nfl

1am quesarito delivery because I have free will

lyft driver has pronouns, woke is so back

finally leaving the cursed app :)