surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters

COMING MAY 2ND! 👀

The Yomi Quinnley Plush is real, brought to you all by @Youtooz !

Just look at this cute little scientist, she's so big, soft, and squishable!🧪💙

The geopolitical equivalent of having shat your pants 10 feet away from the bathroom, & deciding that simply standing still & continuing to shit will produce a new & splendid solution to your predicament.

Eat shit to transphobes.

And double eat shit to those hospital administrators and boards who complied in advance with those illegal threats.

I love this game so much. I love prerelease and Friday Night Magic and premodern at weird pubs and Sunday morning Pauper leagues and Ravnica and Lorwyn and Vraska and Bolas and all the beautiful, diverse ways our equally beautiful community expresses their own love for this game.

I love Magic.

anyway here’s me realizing i just did my last leaf hurricane kick.

i worked hard on my martial arts and i really appreciate everyone here on bsky always gassing up my moves.

i’m gonna miss showing them off!

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

The internet requires reading to a degree.

I recommend you do that before you come into my chat and comments.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Packed prerelease here at Player's Union Games, a really cool Portland game store that is worker owed and operated!

Let's gooooo Sunday Strixhaven!!

#magicthegathering

Science never felt so soft 🧪💙

Which Strixhaven College are YOU choosing for prerelease?

Watch Our Complete Guide To Secrets Of Strixhaven Prerelease here: youtu.be/bqpngUmGplY

#Magicthegathering

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

Exactly one year ago today:

Please stay alive
Just being alive means you're pretty much a success

生きていてくださいっ
生きてるだけでおおむね成功ですっ
失敗なんてないんですっ
無理せずありのままでいてくださいっ
だからこれからもちぃたん☆と皆さんはおおむね成功ですっ☆

♩テレビやSNSは〔夢は叶う、諦めないで、前を向こう〕ばかり。
本当は毎日不安だし辛いことばかりなんだ。
辛い時は辛いって言っていいよ、逃げてもいいよ。
キミの声は聞こえているから。
生きてることだけでおおむね成功だから♩

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

I think artists should be able to make a decent living without living in one of the three designated "this is where you live if you want to be an artist" cities

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

Secrets of Strixhaven Prerelease Primer! What Should You Play? | Magic: The Gathering MTG YouTube video by Good Morning Magic

What should you expect at the Secrets of Strixhaven prerelease? How should you build your deck?

Today, I dig in and walk you through my prerelease tips!

Check it out: youtu.be/NNsdf8B_9oo

75 Minutes of Psynwav EDM Mashups to Dance To/Get Mad At YouTube video by Psynwav

Hey! I played a DJ set a few weeks ago and finally got the footage! Check it out I'm pretty proud of this one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQm0...

it's weird that "larp" has somehow become synonymous with "poser" among a particular type of exclusionary loser when actual larp is one of more hardcore dork activities going, really. people who larp are extremely in it for love of the game you don't exactly get into that to appear cool lol

Knowing how many people and their families are lined up to watch the most miserable, experimental, "fuck it we ball" episode in the series is going to be interesting.

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

When even my kami-oshi calls me out, I know it's a problem.

A drawing of a flame's silhouette with text inside it that reads "All you had to do was pay us enough to live".

Feels poignant.

Monty Python's "Judean People's Front?!" sketch remains, infuriatingly, topical & accurate almost 50 years later.

i like how fantasy card games are like this

Screenshot of YouTube charts showing The Amazing Digital Circus charting ahead of Harry Potter on their trailers

In today's cheerful news, an independent animated show created and led by a trans woman is handily beating Fuckass Von TERF's wizard school cash grab in the YouTube charts

It is always the case that any radical action by workers to resist the power of capital is "violence" but the constant suffering of poverty, absence of healthcare, hunger, surveillance, wage theft and the rest of it, well... that doesn't really count as "violence."