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a pixel art drawing of a person holding a smiley face Alt: Pixel art animation of man angry crying while wearing a smiley faced mask
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What a dunce

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We’re going to find out tomorrow that he believes there are stores that literally sells corners.

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a bunch of the shots in the trailer are straight AI generated. We’ll see if this has any success

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Infinite room for fuckups for this dimwit, no grace for anyone else

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Just so fucking sad this is where pbs ended up

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This show rocks, loved it while it was here. sad that it’s going away but at least a complete rewatch only takes about and hour and a half.

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Por qué no los dos

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I love them

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Everything reminds me of her

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He might need one, too. You never know

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He has lost the plot and will never recover. The only question is how long the rest of American power takes to catch up to that fact.

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She can’t stop the disgusting brothers, shes tiny!

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image from inside Artemis II

text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

image from inside Artemis II text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

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Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone.

BECKY [on phone]: 
Yeah, hiya...

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BECKY:
Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs.

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BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]:
Sorry what was your name again?

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[Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.]

PAGAN GODDESS:
Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility

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BECKY
Sorry -
Your name is Easter…?

PAGAN GODDESS:
Eostre.

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[Vicky pauses, trying to take this in]. 

VICKY:
Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs.

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PAGAN GODDESS:
Sorry love, what’s your name?

BECKY:
Becky

PAGAN GODDESS:
Well, Vicky -

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PAGAN GODDESS:
If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here -

TEENAGE BOY:
Muuum…

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PAGAN GODDESS:
….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too!

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PAGAN GODDESS:
Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival!

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BECKY:
You mean… Jesus…?

PAGAN GODDESS:
I mean shagging, Vicky.

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PAGAN GODDESS:
Is it too much to see  just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4?

TEENAGE BOY:
MUUUUM

[Ends]

Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone. BECKY [on phone]: Yeah, hiya... 2 BECKY: Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs. 3 BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]: Sorry what was your name again? 4 [Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.] PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility 5 BECKY Sorry - Your name is Easter…? PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre. 6 [Vicky pauses, trying to take this in]. VICKY: Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs. 7 PAGAN GODDESS: Sorry love, what’s your name? BECKY: Becky PAGAN GODDESS: Well, Vicky - 8 PAGAN GODDESS: If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here - TEENAGE BOY: Muuum… 9 PAGAN GODDESS: ….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too! 10 PAGAN GODDESS: Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival! 11 BECKY: You mean… Jesus…? PAGAN GODDESS: I mean shagging, Vicky. 12 PAGAN GODDESS: Is it too much to see just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4? TEENAGE BOY: MUUUUM [Ends]

Happy Ēostre!

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Hilarious, didn’t see that

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Thought it was a picture of Andreesen

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Artemis II will also perform large numbers of science experiments en route to the moon. Among other things, scientists hope to conclusively prove one way or the other whether the moon is haunted

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Welcome back!

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This shit sucks, take it down.

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Hopium

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More like Mark Scruffalo

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The "Antifa Scare": Inside the Prairieland Trial and the Criminalization of Dissent Nine people face decades in prison after a July 4 protest outside Prairieland Detention Center was prosecuted as “terrorism.” One shooter. No coordinated plan. Still, sweeping convictions. This case s...

9 people are facing decades in prison after a July 4 protest outside Prairieland Detention Center was prosecuted as “terrorism” in federal court.

The evidence didn’t hold, but the narrative did as prosecutors criminalized ideology. This case sets a precedent everyone should be paying attention to.

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Millington - Heaven Is In Your Mind (USA 1977)
Millington - Heaven Is In Your Mind (USA 1977) YouTube video by MoogMelodiya

Lately, I’ve been on a kick of finding obscure 70’s Soul music and this song blew my mind.

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Losing her first election - an Illinois Democratic primary for Congress - puts Kat in pretty damn good company:

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David Frum has never met an illegal war he didnt love

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I'm telling you, boring old lawyers are now going to ABA panels to applaud hostile retorts to MAGA panelists and yell "you're a clown" at them.

A whole lot of people who merely furrowed their brows at Trump I are now seething with rage, and the Dem consultant class needs to wake up to that.

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Public figures advocating for war should be sent to the action first.

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Might have thought about setting conditions before enjoining their war

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