The unzipping is everything 😌

Yes, my moots. Yes.

You'd be surprised by what a guy who does kegels can do hands free 👀

Happy to give you several demonstrations 😌

These are the first pics I'm actually satisfied with in a while, they deserve a quote post

Hands, you say?

I have gone the whole day without any and I can confidently say that my tolerance levels for stupid humans are below 0 👺

Who even needs caffeine when you can just have that, right?

When she looks up at you teary eyed, makeup dripping down her face and her mouth is a slobbering mess after you just told her that she's now allowed to cum after doing such a fantastic job.

I'm having a look at Stoat, it seems it's the most promising between the various alternatives.

The internet survived jumping from mirc, MSN messenger, Skype, teamspeak and probably a bunch of others. Communities are definitely going to survive this too.

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No 😤

Ah no, I rechecked, they weren't in a throuple HOWEVER you can romance both and they absolutely do have a threesome.

I can definitely see the throuple working though

It's been a while since I played Hades but isn't it confirmed that Zag, Thanatos and Meg were in a throuple? Or am I just fantasising hard?

If anyone has been wondering my hands are always in a state whenever I take pictures, he's the reason.

#mcm #monochromemonday #cat #hand #hands #b&w

Brain hasn't been braining too well this week, but I'm still alive (sorta).

That's a smart decision 😂

A glorious afterlife awaits it in Valhalla 🫡

Gladly 👀

Meebs please, I've still got an hour of work. I can't concentrate if my blood goes to my raging erection 😭

Considering I've seen videos of you spanking it... I need to hear the sound it makes in this pose.

Yes, I'm drooling.

Also, thank you autocorrect for making sure that my grammar is wrong.

I've been on the Internet long enough to remember that memes were called demotivationals and everyone wander wtf was wrong with Boxxy.

We lock eyes
I throb on your lips
I shiver on your tongue
I hiss through my teeth
My fingers clench the sheets
My hips almost buck in anticipation
I can't look away from your eyes
I want to get lost in there
The warmth is too much
The wet sounds are overwhelming
I just want to give you more

And teeth marks. Don't forget the teeth marks.

Little bunny wants to be spoiled, huh ❤️?

That was quick 👀

And a good morning to you all 😌❤️

#tittytuesday

Yes, thank you, now I remember that I won't be able to set sail from the Grey Havens and disappear from Middle Earth with grace.

#lotr #lotr25th

10/10 would bite. I mean smooch. I mean bite.

Only once your craving has gotten so bad that you're pulling at my trousers with your teeth 😌