“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune. I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

oooh i'm going to try and get on that alt text one

we all know I have no life, so:

green translucent plastic case and ear buds

teal translucent plastic case and ear buds

translucent tech!!? in 2026?? we are so BACK

A drawing of a sort of lumpy stick figure. Text reads: "I'm a beautiful and unique woman".

:)

all-timer tbh

A handwritten card that says "What is hedorolsexual." [sic]

ofmd fandom speech bubble

ed teach clean shaven looking up at stede from his bunk in 01x09

“you’ve even managed to bring history’s greatest pirate to ruin” followed by the shot of edward looking the most beautiful and vulnerable he’d ever looked up to that point is still so FUCKING CRAZY OF THEM

Your phone is always listening. They claim it’s nonsense and advertisers are just THAT good at knowing what you like but no, I think your phone is listening to you.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Hot dogs are made from discarded hot dogs and it has been like that for generations. No one knows where the first hot dogs came from.

my phone is listening to me at all times. and don't tell me it's just for key phrases like "hey Google" sorry no it's a fucking traitor honestly and it's lucky I like it enough to let it coexist with me despite everything. I will never trust it with secrets

The premature ending of COVID restrictions in the USA was primarily because we were all starting to figure out how much of the pre-COVID way of doing things didn’t work and wasn’t necessary, and secondarily because fascists couldn’t stand that the solution to apocalypse was cooperation and empathy.

Boys. Come onnnnnn

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

“My fault?” Mum determined to make your autism diagnosis all about her Your mother is determined to make your late autism diagnosis all about herself somehow, it has been announced.  Tricia Squire, 54, has reportedly decided to process your life-changing news by listing…

Tricia Squire, 54, has reportedly decided to process your life-changing news by listing everything she remembers eating during her pregnancy 30 years ago and querying if “maybe that’s what did it?”.

man. I just fuckin love you all. feeling very warm and tender and happy today about the opportunity to be part of this community. also bring back our flag means death or i’ll kill someone

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

I thought hell would freeze over before I agreed with the pope. But in a world riven by cruelty, that day has finally come | Rebecca Shaw It’s a relief to see the pontiff decrying brutality, because it seems most current world leaders lack the necessary spine

Ok that’s better, anyway i had a little rant www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

your job is Witness Sweet Pea and you're slacking

A Nervous looking black cat sitting in an oak tree

Black Cat — Hishida Shunsō, 1910, Japan  
Painted silk

Digital drawing of a very young Ed teach, waist up portrait, he is holding a ships rope in one hand and staring out towards the horizon with a slightly haunted expression. His hair in half pulled back and is moving with the wind, and he has the beginnings of scruff on his face. He’s earring a purple vest and a lose black shirt with the right sleeve torn off, a should belt with an octopus buckle, and black fingerless gloves

Young Ed, baby pirate, protect at all costs #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

YOOOOO CONGRATULATIONS!! 🎈🎉

“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat

“Chat,