Anything that needs to be done at this point can be done without standing DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE CAR!!!
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Much like the cemetery, James Brolin’s motorcycle is sacred ground and can not be crossed
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This film may have the worst dialogue of any film, any genre, any budget! I’m already rooting for the car.
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If your zoomies cause the doormat to flip, be like Miles and make lemonade. Happy #caturday to all. #cats #catsofbluesky

Like everyone else who saw this in the theater in 1981, I totally fell in love with Jenny Agutter
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How did I just realize that Rik Mayall was in this film???
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In all honesty, were I in this situation, who starved me and who fed me would determine my loyalties FOREVER! Trump doesn’t think that’s important???

Not to brag, but ZERO FBI agents needed to redact MY name.

Going through and, thankfully now coming out of, a period of depression, this guy has been an incredible help. Thanks, Miles. Happy #caturday to all. #cats #catsofbluesky

She said she wanted to be an Exotic Veterinarian. I said it seems hard enough to take a cat’s temperature without having to spin on a pole while you do it.

Miles is the hide and seek champion of the house. Happy #caturday to all. #cats #catsofbluesky

A Mr. Bean cameo
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I’m sorry…did he say “bomb time”?#svengoolie #svenpals #metv

The most High Stakes game of “Simon” EVER!!!
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Since this War of the Worlds is from 1953, Ice Cube will be getting his thumb drive from the Sears Roebuck catalog.
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Turns out “I’m the Nightwachman” are the only words I know to Tom Perry’s Nightwachman. Spent an hour singing to myself while clearing my driveway. The rest was all “mm mm mmmm mm mm”.

Snowblower owners, which method? Several times during the blizzard, or once when it’s finished snowing?

Miles just climbed the bookshelf to get a better look at a ladybug #cats #catsofbluesky

Arguably the greatest song ever written about a regional telephone company repair person. Certainly in the top 5.

We know the lights attract them. Let’s grab the brightest ones we can find and swing them around as we walk#svengoolie #svenpals #metv #houseofavengoolie

The Walking Dead is this films “Perry Mason”. So far, we have Jeffrey DeMunn (Dale), Melissa McBride (Carol) and Laurie Holden (Andrea) #svengoolie #svenpals #metv #houseofavengoolie

Saw this in a theater. The ending really got to me. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv #houseofavengoolie

“Before, I was doing what everyone THOUGHT was unconstitutional. Now, I’m doing what we all KNOW is unconstitutional. See? That’s different.”

It took me 27 days to see this and reply “Our Top story tonight”. I am simultaneously proud and ashamed. Not sure how I’ll get past this.

So.. Kid Rock’s evidence that he ISN’T charging $5k for a front row seat is..wait for it.. that he IS charging $5k for a front row seat. Way to own the fake liberal media, Bob.

But…they all vote by mail so…..

Right? I thought he was going to dictate to his employee as he froze up. Instead he goes full George R.R. Martin on us

It’s not like I was going to risk my life walking to my mailbox anyway.

I was at an event. A guy asked to take a picture. I agreed to be polite. While there may be a picture of me with the Muffin Man, I assure you I do not KNOW the Muffin Man. I will not be taking questions at this time.

If it was projected to be the most successful bribe in history, then yeah sure.