There’s something happening here
What it is, is so goddamn infuriatingly obviously clear

Probably just going to fetch a real doctor

He returned moments later with his work chainsaw and Lil’ Trophy Hunter’s Specimen Kit

Some of the maga puppets are so deeply caneable though…

And yet, Marty and Jay sit on the Ed board of a journal of a made up academy run by Real Clear…

publichealth.realclearjournals.org/about-us/edi...

If any bold journalist wants to master the string test maneuver for executive dysfunction and confabulation, hit me up. Do it well in an interview and I guarantee he’ll bite.

It’s almost like lying to a bunch of people about the thing they care deeply for, in order to become the thing they care deeply for, only to then admit the lie, was a bad idea.

Not a promotion, THE promotion

Interesting stand to take 😉

An old man with the frontal lobes of an even older man

Remember, he’s lost most executive function. If you catch him off guard, he’ll do it.

Get him going first with some softballs. We’ll get a go-no go test out of it too.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer piece of shit

To any reporters who might see this: ask Trump to list the months of the year backward. Just once. I promise he’ll never make it to January without help, and you’ll win a Pulitzer.

Who Is Gunther Eagleman? MAGA Influencer's Home Swatted After Fake Call MAGA social media influencer Gunther Eagleman reported that he became the victim of a swatting incident on March 13, 2025. He tweeted that after a false report of a hostage situation prompted large po...

I guess Gunty shouldn’t have registered Gunther Eagleman Media LLC to his home address…

Too many favorite parts of this article to pick one!

www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...

Interesting stand to take 😉

Calling this a trade war makes it seem like there’s a higher principle being advanced.

RIP to a Real Genius

RIP to a Real Genius

@corybooker.com may have prevented civil war. Or at least steered it toward revolution.

Coming Spring 2028

That feeling when you're being blatantly disrespected by your colleagues in front of the entire world. While delivering a speech you thought didn't have to be any good.

GOD

DAMN

RIGHT

Turns out congresspeople who patriotically do their jobs well can't make the news until they perform near superhuman feats in the process

Turns out congresspeople who patriotically do their jobs well can't make the news until they perform near superhuman feats in the process

One of the more powerful implicit messages from this absolutely brilliant chess class will be that congressional members actually can work together as colleagues in service of a higher goal.

Never in my life did I think we’d have a president named Cory. But now…

This man may have just fired the shot heard round the world

Americaaaaa

FUCK YEAH

First thought: that makeup is doing some heavy lifting

Second thought: god damn we’re an embarrassing country

Since I have more characters for a limited time: fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fin