Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

I’m happy & smiley thinking only legally sanctioned thoughts here in this land where thoughtcrime is harshly penalized.

They are literally canceling culture

Maybe Jimmy & Stephen would’ve kept their jobs if they advocated for euthanizing homeless people instead of pointing out hypocrisy we can all see with our functioning eyes.

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced. I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.

Some personal news:

I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Thread incoming.

substack.com/@karenattiah...

I don't even background check before a date anymore just kill me

18 hours and 45 minutes in, and Cory Booker is still going strong! 🔥

Luigi Mangione in a bullet proof vest at today’s court appearance

Luigi Mangione STUNS in bulletproof vest!

Hoe shit is calling my name

Gulf of Mexico shrimp and gulf of American shrimp and the American shrimp looks raw and busted as hell

In honor of black inventors.

#BlackHistoryMonth

Republican make up being porn makeup has the same energy as “hard wig, soft life”

Every single one of them deserves PRISON.

These are the "officials" (as MSM calls them) of DOGE that are currently going through the Fed Employee files, US TREASURY, SOCIAL SECURITY, and SMALL BUSINESS ADMIN data and pmts. They are interns, w/no Gov Clearances, aged 18-24.

My cartoon for Wednesday's Metro

a man with long hair wearing sunglasses and a hat says petty is my favorite color ALT: a man with long hair wearing sunglasses and a hat says petty is my favorite color

I start fights so I can block you mid-convo.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hands on his forehead . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hands on his forehead .

I’m celebrating privately today & I’m unavailable on the 5th. My monthly dental appointment for soft teeth takes precedence

Female named hurricanes also often kill more people because misogynists don’t take them as seriously 🌪️

FACT: Adolf Hitler was also a convicted felon when he took office in 1933.

I probably just needed an excuse to cry, but auntie Rose from retirement house passing broke me 😭

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

Hero.

Was taking TikTok offline for 12 hours just so they could hand over the servers to be monitored?

Has the sale already been made?

Because this all seems like political theater to try and make Trump into a savior for “saving” an app that he himself signed to ban in the fucking first place.

I GOT THE APP TO OPEN OMG #tiktok

I knew it but I’m still sick😭