I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

lana del rey’s classic tweet “Um, i like it tha best when ur nice to me”

i saw the phrase “praise kink” the other night for the first time

amazing!! this is a viable organizing campaign for pretty much anywhere. get on it!! and as always I'm happy to help conceptualize and strategize such a campaign!

i swapped out every smoke detector in our condo with new smoke/CO ones this weekend and none of u even care,…

surreal the way we all tried weed for the first time yesterday

REVEREND: And now, the couple has elected to write their own vows. We’ll start with the groom

GROOM: [clears throat] WHAZAAHHHHHH,

Boat Rich Dads · Song · 2013

shout out to Dads, a band who—fittingly enough—disappeared from our lives too early

@whatatimepod.bsky.social is this true

the fact that you could probably count on one hand the amount of people you know who don’t smoke weed and yet every facet of weed culture is still “lol can you believe we’re smoking weed rn”

Dead End by Snail Mail on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 4:05

all hail snail mail music.apple.com/us/album/dea...

every wake should be held in the bronx. being able to cross lafayette for a slice bc you got there at 2 and now it’s 530 and you’re dehydrated from crying is so important

“when to arrive at the airport” is a marked improvement over “who gets to use wheelchairs at the airport”

worst time in history to think weed doesn’t smell that good

i think young men would be well served by a solo run through dark souls 2 and a full-body workout three days a week but what do i know

Act 2 of Kiki’s delivery service is so funny like we all love you and i’m sorry you feel burnt out and lacking passion for your work but girl you’ve had a job for like four days lol

OTACON: Snake do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield?

SOLID SNAKE: Shut up. shut the FUCK up are you kidding right now

one thing i love doing is lightly booping my wife’s nose with a finger or with my nose and then being like i fucking GOT you

a can with a straw in it is the sluttiest and therefore best way to drink a soda

i think about michael gambon saying “profiteroles” in that accent maybe once a month

me, slicing a bagel: ( \)

time to return to the original way to play home video games: the same one or two titles over and over all year until christmas or my birthday

please help if you can i'm behind on rent and need to pay medical bills

The best kinds of poster are the people who talk like they learned to read from achewood

I started to think about the simple amoral brutality which survival as organic life on this planet has entailed for hundreds of thousands of years & whether our relatively recent efforts to bulwark against it have spun up some sort of entropic backlash of which we’re starting to see the first signs

The contemporary internet is now a constant 3-way battle between the user, their browser, and websites

Metallica's discography but only when they say parts of a car YouTube video by Nandead studios

I respect the effort that went into this: youtu.be/0nLMdhYUzLo

i should be allowed to fire a gun out of my car while i drive

asking my buddy if his wife is seeing anybody

I think I hauve scurvy

“I cannot operate on this boy; he is my homie.”