Late sunlight, multiple cups of tea, and then a whole (heavily discounted) Easter egg meant that I have only just stopped doing some work.

Tesco checkout screen showing white malteaser chocolate egg at £1.75, a Lindy white chocolate egg for £3.75 and a hotel Chocolat milk chocolate egg for £3.31, total savings of £26.44, costing only £8.81

I literally dropped everything and went straight to Tesco 🏃‍♂️we did it 🤣

Wearing multiple layers on a sunny day because my WFH setup is in the coldest room🙃

I 'eard a swan can break a man's arm

Miss Piggy saying "and they have to kiss each other... a lot!"

me when i see two oomfs flirting on here

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit caffeine

Definitely take those chats with a pinch of salt, definitely not a reflection on you!

my deep baritone voice has unlocked after a night of drinks with friends.

Black cocker spaniel holding a toy in mouth staring down the camera with brown eyes.

And here's another 🐶

(Because I haven't played them.)

When I get a new follower

I need to get better at lip reading because shouting over music in a bar just to talk is such an effort

One of us, one of us 💪

What do you mean it's hot enough to try out a summer outfit?! It's only April!

Great Ben 😂, now I feel like a perfect a-

Screenshot of a cartoon teal steam train with three carriages that are numbered. Steam is pluming as the train moves to end a completed level on the game Railbound.

Rediscovering the fun of Railbound - only played it as a demo at a gaming convention.

The only problem is when it's my turn to speak, my mind goes blank •___•

Ivysaur talking to the player character in Pokopia infront of a small pond, tree, in the far background with a fountain on the left and a broken down house on the right, saying: "My bad, I just went off babbling. Let's be buddies from now on!"

How I try to make new friends - let them yap.

Probably help if you had your glasses on 😉

If I was a Pokopia Habitat I'd be Perpetual Mess.

Feel free to Max out Max

I need to get better at leaving social gatherings - especially when the social battery dies.

Easter? I hardl- no no, I must break this habit.

And here I thought they were meant to be rowing

111.

Pokopia screenshot of the main character talking to Torchic. Torchic says: "I'll make it up to you by warming you up on cold days with my nice, toasty tummy! Come hug me any time!"

This would work on me

Trust my luck to almost start crying while wearing eyeliner at a wedding.

Cosplaying as a writer in a coffee shop. As I wait for my car to be fixed, I couldn't help but wonder... what will fix me?