I hate when "bundles" don't include FULL SIZE ITEMS. Don't cheat me

I did this during Christmas visiting my family. As the time approached I just wanted to stay home

For years I thought the matinee was Manhattan A. I thought Manhattan was making movies cheap before noon. I'm from NYC.

i always consult my cabal of ‘most miserable and emotionally detached posters’ before choosing if i should publicly enjoy something

When I read it in wasnt shocked but then I saw it was from the onion

I want to delete Facebook in protest. My goddammit I need my Facebook groups.

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

Just looked over the stall for the first time and ssw in the mirror my head sticks out....

All this time people could see me?????

dawg why am I that tall

Happy Thursday, Bluesky family! 🌞

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

You ever been so use to toxic workplace, that when you move on, it almost feels weird to work in an environment that isn't?

Family that get upset at you when you don't call as an adult, but they've never called you during your childhood, is a different type of audacity.

Nature’s masterpiece🌎🦋🍀⛰️

Adding that to my to do list

Wow. Here is one to brighten up your morning. The first images of the restored interior of Notre Dame cathedral. Breathtaking. In just five years France did it

The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing

how

hmm I think we have different models, that's the bite button on mine

It's nearly winter. Why am I still getting mosquito bites?!

I hate when I'm having a good day then my grandma tells me some harrowing news, and then it brings me into a state of paranoia.

Scrolling down my TL being able to enjoy peace without every other post being the yapping of some right wing nutjob, incel, pickme or degenerate is refreshing.

PERVIS: BOSS MAKES 800x AS MUCH AS I DO!! ARE THEY DOING 800x THE WORK?! BOSS!! OPEN UP!! *BOSS, BRAIN HOOKED UP TO 800 COMPUTERS*: P...PERVIS... KKILL.... ME

This looks like a painting

I would rather buy them once and make things like cosmetics and optional purchase. I hate that pay2win mobile games.