I thought beetles could jump?

Wearing the chimichangas they forged in life

also reinforcing the white supremacist delusion that any Black person’s achievement must be fake

Explains how the bounty hunters keep finding you

was once New Amsterdam.

But only authentic falafels

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

A stirring anthem

Anybody know Disney’s number I need to pitch ARTEMOUSE II

It would solve so many problems

It was so cool and raised so many questions then they never showed or mentioned it again

Technically holding but better than dribbling down the court

"If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?"

I second these and add:

• A series around the Dyson Sphere from “Relics”

• Have Discovery and Starfleet Academy turn out to be Riker holonovels as well (so cameos could he made by any of those characters in the just-after-Picard timeframe)

Once I found a hidden pocket on my coat. 'I can put my banana in that' I thought, only to discover there was already a banana in it, dating from the last time I found this pocket.

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to find a month-old banana in their pocket

But when you suddenly shoot across the cabin they know

I hate to think *anyone* would be *that* easy of a mark, but I guess all it takes is one

followup album Jagged Bigass Pill

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Seems legit

Very cool!

maybe dogs don't like baths bc they're Spot clean only

Apollo, from Latin a- (prefix: without, bereft of) and Spanish pollo (chicken)

Got em!

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

This is why we all have classic rock trust issues

Flight 249 you are cleared to bounce off Flight 1135 to reach the landing platform

Star Trek: Villiager

That totally counts!

Venice Italy, ~4646 miles away from me, 1.8% of Artemis II’s 252757 mile record

Ramona has become a big space fan. Welcome home, Artemis II. What an incredible quest.

Tank Your Daughter To Work Day