Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

Survival training for the Kirkland Hellscape. #notcostco #iwishitwascostco #chickenbake

As a divorced dad in his 40’s who has put on almost 50 pounds of muscle in the last year, my favorite Sunday night activity is getting so fucking drunk on true cask whiskey that I eat an entire family-sized tube of Hot Ones Pringles while catching up on Hasan clips. This is my doomsday prepping.

Gamera 2: Attack of the Legion (1996)

Right!

The Haunted City
憑依都市

My first time doomsday prepping is going pretty well, we have a ton of dvds and two swords now, so I think we’re gonna be alright

You people sicken me

From AKIRA (the manga, 1982) by Katsuhiro Otomo

I made a comment about an army surplus store my girlfriend and I walked past while we were on vacation in Boston yesterday. She misheard me and thought I said “Mommy Surplus Store.” Suffice it to say, I am changing careers effective immediately.

YOOOOO, hell yeah!! The Wood is GOOD. 😤

Masayoshi Takanaka… on the Nintendo 3DS!?

If there is a true god in heaven, may he grant Masayoshi Takanaka eternal life. If there is a true god in heaven, may he open a Nijiya Market in Ann Arbor, MI.

Very Nintendo of them to force you into an unskippable tutorial on the Mario Kart ride at Universal

“What’s your band name?”

*meeting Metallica for the first time* Damn Lars, you’re a lot taller than I expected, I though you were like 4/4 or somethin’

Clicking on the Eventbrite link because I can’t decipher your band’s logo

AH, FUCK

I’ve been making websites for almost 20 years and I’ve never seen the animated confetti on a Lighthouse audit. This is my highest personal achievement. It’s all downhill from here.

Enjoying a nice Roadside Picnic

Build THAT wall!!

Not a big fan of this spacetime business I keep hearing about.

*to the tune of Killing in the Name Of* “CHEATING WITH MY GAMESHARK”

Getting called “gay” by the bartender at the Royal Grille in Stanwood, MI because we gave her five big booms for fixing the tv and putting on German Basketball is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me

“The boy who edged… come to goon…”

Kentaro Miura

Play Scorched Earth (shareware) Online DOS Games Archive

One of the old greats of MS-DOS multiplayer gaming, Scorched Earth was a shareware artillery combat game that involved launching an escalating arsenal of lasers, dirt bombs, nukes, missiles, and anything else you could buy at your enemy while random events and weapons fire blew apart the terrain.

“History is like, the worst thing that’s ever happened.” - Gavin Matts

“fatal: couldn’t find remote ref amster”