If you figure this one out let me know 😩

Oh this is good! Maybe pair it with some kind of fancy black sun hat too?

Hi it's me, freaks in your phone, thanking you for that being your first thought. You're doing good work, you look delicious

Huh, yup it is, wild

all submissives fall somewhere in the venn diagram of weapon, toy, and pet

hound? weapon pet with a splash of toy
doll? mostly toy but can spread out into pet or weapon
princess? pet toy
knight? weapon toy with pet overtures
porngirl? toy
little sister? either toy or pet depending on the big sister

Aw thank you. I'm proud of the dog I've made.

I know 😌

Because you're not some cheap imitation of a failed hero, you're for real 🖤 You're my hound, not a copy of somebody else's.

Damn, looks like it's all over 😔

do not prioritize people who do not prioritize you.

all the energy you pour into emotionally vampiric relationships could be poured into areas of your life that actually NEED your attention.

stop watering dead and fake plants, babe. you're worth more.

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Oh that's such a gorgeous photo for it, fantastic!

Revenge is a dish best served up a really steep incline 😌

I had a bi annual check up with the GIC last week. 3 years after my initial appointment. If I wasn't doing diy I dread to imagine the condition they'd leave me in

'DIY or DIE' is not just a slogan, but a reflection of how lifesaving DIY can be. It is not unfair to say the community knows more about how to look after itself than most healthcare professionals, and we do an amazing job of taking care of ourselves and each other

DIY HRT save lives, cos the NHS won't save us

Oh that kicks so much ass, love it!

It's probably for the best, I doubt you could be trusted with those anyway

Any combination of those will be amazing! Don't know you well enough to pick what the best mix would be for you specifically but muzzled with "not a violent dog" would go so hard, especially on the black 🖤🤩

witches dancing round a burning police car.

Writing isn't about quality or getting an audience anyway it's about appeasing the horny little gremlin in your head first and foremost and if that can't override your weird attachment to Being the Best then you are shit out of luck.

I'm sure they appreciate this dedication as much as we all do 🫡

Black wallet on a silver chain, the wallet has a skull and 90s style tribal patterns in white on it

Getting real 90s with it dangling a bunch of these

Oh I can get on board with this plan!

Oh definitely, I think an angel going mad will be such good entertainment

It's sooooo hot 🔥

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Tolkien rolling in his grave right now like "well it's funny you mention that..."
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For such a wordy guy he could be really succinct 🤭

Yum, they look fantastic!

Fuck yeah, congrats! So glad it's off to such a strong start!

Good plan, definitely