I was driving down the freeway when I saw a duck with her ducklings, considering running across the road… I really really hope that I don’t go back to devastating scene later in the day.

We’re about three lines deep into the ‘first. They came for’ poem. It’s not like it’s a very long poem folks.

WAKE UP

Some animals are so crazy to see IRL that they literally don’t seem real. These are some of those animals.

REPUBLICAN VOTERS: We want Elon Musk and Donald Trump to run the country like a business!

*Somewhere deep in the Capitol dungeon monkey's paw finger curls*

So............ I have to teach about the U.S. Constitution today to an introductory level class.

How on earth am I supposed to pretend everything is just working normally?

Answer: I'm not going to pretend. I'm telling it like it is.

A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

So tired of this idea that billionaires are our "betters" whose opinion is super important because they have a lot of money. It's bullshit. They're mostly greedy sociopaths who have no problem destroying people who get in their way. That doesn't make your opinion one to be valued, in my opinion.

But Trump said that Americans aren’t impacted by tariffs, so why would lowering tariffs make OUR costs lower… unless…

The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH ALL OF THESE PLANE CRASHES?!?!?

hey question, is this bad?

Not See = Nazi

I figured it out - it’s a marketing trick! With so many people here trying so hard to NOT SEE what is truly happening right in front of them -choosing to believe whatever they are told to believe. They can NOT SEE the facts that the exact steps the Nazi’s took being taken here….

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

If you call a concentration camp a "detention center," it's still a concentration camp. Just like if you call the Gulf of Mexico, the "Gulf of America," it's still the Gulf of Mexico.

Warren: "He can stand there, smile at you and say, 'anybody can vaccinate their kids who wants to,' but he literally could bankrupt the vaccines manufacturers with the power he will have. And since he's got a financial incentive to do that, we cannot trust him in that job."

Welp.It has begun.He just announced- they’re building a 30k bed detention facility at Gitmo. They must have their Arbeit Macht Frei gate being built….or, he goes to Germany&grabs theirs? HOW is this real? What’s it going to take for us to be as intelligent as the ants in A Bugs Life?

#NeverForget

He’s doing it on purpose. The speed and breadth of shutting everything down, the services and medical research being defunded, the meetings canceled - he WANTS us to act out, to start protesting, so they can declare martial law. Thats when things get VERY interesting….sorry, I misspelled horrible.

This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak.

Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds

NEW WORD OF THE DAY:

CHARADEURATION:
The official title of what took place on Jan 20 in this absolute farce of a nation.

Use as you will.

“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb

I didn’t think I had room to hate this ridiculous “country” any more….tonight has unlocked more basements and dungeons within me than a Mario Bros game….I live in a clown country run by narcissistic children. I detest this place, my race, and the disfunction we pretend is fine.

Aaaaaaaand I have finally settled on what I’m getting as my first tattoo:

Captured one of the most miraculous skies of my life tonight.

@teamcocopodcasts.bsky.social Conan deserves an award of some kind for THE FUNNIEST ad of all time. 22:30 into the most recent Elle Fanning episode is the hardest I’ve laughed at a podcast in years. And it was an AD!!! Bravo, good sir. Thou hast outdone thineself with this shittalk! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was driving to Vegas and this just took my breath away! The sun dog column was SO vivid and bright and long lasting!! Incredible

Kolob Canyon is a stone cold foxy spot: