My kid just learned that his short story received a golden key in the NATIONAL Scholastic Art & Writing awards! This is HUGE! Awards ceremony at Carnegie Hall in June!

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t ever really want to do it, but I bet it feels really satisfying to hit someone in the face with a frying pan

Update: Chonk size harness works

Looks like I’ll be enduring the humiliation of having to return a “cat harness” due to chonk-related difficulties.

Colin Wright is the Riley Gaines of academia: making a grift off of being 5th place and mistakenly believing that they always deserve 1st.

New catchphrase just dropped

Because, to be fair, Stephen Miller IS a fascist cunt.

I was much more excited about this tweet when I thought the three letters after “c—-“ were different.

Imagine how awesome it would be if they could invent a printer that consistently worked.

I’m watching the horseshoe theory unfold at 3x speed.

This right here.

My dad once broke his arm while slipping on ice and then finished a full day as a mechanic (went to ER after work). That’s not ideal, but hyping Trump as “macho” is laughable. All he does is whine about how people are “mean” to him.

This is some weak shit no matter who you are.

I can’t imagine posting this without being blackmailed. God, I hope Newt Gingrich is being blackmailed right now.

Stop using facial ID and fingerprint right now to unlock your phone and go with a passcode. Passcodes are protected under fifth amendment in a very clear way that biometric data is not. Just do this one thing real quick.

I *am* alarmed by rising antisemitism--not "on the left" or on the right, but in the air, everywhere. Which is *why* NYT inaccurately describing Mamdani as "anti-Israel" in a news article upsets me. We Jews have real problems. Mamdani, who opposes Israeli Right's idea of Israel, isn't one of them.

Suddenly, when they least expected it, a horseshoe appeared in the heavens. It almost seemed as if socialism had been part of their magical journey the whole time. 🌈

Trump border czar Homan, wife ‘living separately’ because of death threats Tom Homan, President Trump’s border czar, is currently living separately from his wife due to death threats he has received for enforcing Trump’s immigration policies and the amount of …

“Trump border czar Homan, wife ‘living separately’ because of death threats”

This is a real shame. Hard to be separated from your family, right?

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Thanks for this!

My essay, “Based Books: White Nationalist Strategies for a Post-Print Age,” is out in the latest issue of The Journal of Right-Wing Studies today! Feel free to read, if you’re “into” that kinda thing!

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It’s not hyperbole to say that the deaths in Minnesota are on the GOP’s hands. They’ve built this political environment and they’ve allowed a demagogue to spread hate. This is entirely on them.

Lol, no. Just prepping for “no kings” day, which does have the unfortunate connotation of being anti-drag kings. (I would welcome a drag king any day of the week.)

Pre-glitter version, but still: LFG

Ready

(Literal) White House social media propaganda source is a neo-Nazi

Really running out of ways to say there's no (figurative) paper walls between these guys.

This post thread is just…sigh. Fucking unbelievable

I wish this was me being airlifted out of the planet

I’d normally feel ok realizing that this 250 year experiment was over, which I always saw coming. But now I have kids. And so I gotta actually do shit to fight for them.

Speaking as one parent to another: if you have kids and aren’t ready to riot, then you are a fucking shit parent.

Worth noting LBJ used the National Guard to protect and expand civil rights; DJT is doing exactly the opposite.

They are good in many other ways also.

Because Republican Senators, particularly so called "Dr" Bill Cassidy.

Get Ready ⚰️💀🥀

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing