Night crawlers
Posts by max teeth
On the ground is a child's drawing of a banana. Alongside the drawing is a real life banana.
ten years from now the league batting champ is gonna be a guy named Bandon Bryson who hits .204
Oh duh it was on my letterboxd watchlist lol. It's "…No Lies" by Mitchell Block from 1973. Thanks for tuning in
i think i remember reading about it in the context of David Holzman's Diary, and it's a similar type of direct address to camera. And people were upset to realize it was fiction. probably even from around the same time but not 100% sure
there's a short film about a woman that is set up like a documentary but it's not actually one. iirc it was written and directed by a man? It's not Lady (1993). it is something else. i haven't seen it cause it's hard to find online. but i can't remember the name. any ideas?
Old Wurm
If you ever give me commenting/suggesting access to a Google doc, just know that when i read things, i'm constantly clicking around the page, and i WILL accidentally be giving a "suggestion" to "add footer"
Took them long enough!
have just realized instead of previewing the text of a web page, google search results now just give an "AI summary" of the page. awesome. worse than useless
this animation was done by Marcell Jankovics, who also directed the incredibly beautiful film Son of the White Mare
"The MLB season kicks off with an 8 pm Yankees-Giants matchup streaming on Netflix!" I hope the MLBPA demands to string Manfred up like a pinata to end the lockout next year.
three bears and ten thousand rats...you will never get your housing back...
When the metaverse came into being, we were told it was the inevitable future, and we must adapt or be left behind. As we bury this nonsense, let us remember that we decide what the future is, not the tech bros who stand to benefit from our acquiescence. No slop.
goes crazy
Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you
"we're bringing back Firefly," they threatened
hi, i'm Rich Lather. you may know me from shampoo
The most intriguing storyline in pro wrestling this month is not a title chase or a bloody feud, but whether or not fans are going to keep chanting "Fuck ICE" at shows.
we should absolutely not be doing irreparable psychological and physical harm to literal babies. feels like one of those things that is so obviously wrong, on its face, to any moral agent. And yet more than enough people can justify making it happen. In fact they are clamoring for more!
i've never been the biggest fan of America and, i get it, the banality of evil and all that. but it is genuinely breaking my brain that we have kids in concentration camps and everyone knows about it. They can't even be bothered to pretend it isn't happening.
I really think the whole notion of “bearing witness” has gotten deeply twisted
“Witness” does not mean merely to observe firsthand. It means to carry truth and to testify to that truth in the pursuit of justice
You don’t need to traumatize yourself in order to know that atrocities are happening
"oh your camera only has 8-bit color" shut up dude i am here to Take Picture
i can't lie, i don't understand why being able to/needing to do a bunch of shit to the image in post is desirable for a camera. I Don't Want To Do That
at least this time i was procrastinating by doing other (less urgent) homework
oops i have accidentally created a situation where i need to update my operating system in order to do my homework and did not realize this until it was already way too late to be starting my homework! real throwback to my first time doing college
one of my proudest achievements is entering the canon of perhaps millions of media studies publications that cite the work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars