I'm going to be eat them and be a fancy bitch

I just noticed a bunch of them when I was walking to get the mail. We finished plucking them all and probably around 3lbs

No, I have a grocery bag full

I'm going to try my best to fry some in garlic butter and see how they turn out

I posted it on Facebook since it's popular to hunt for them in my area and so far everyone's in agreement that they are. I'm excited to try them. Our yard has a ton of them so I might go get more

I love that two separate people tagged them in this post lol

A bag of mushrooms that look like little brains kinda

We have a bunch of these weird looking mushrooms in our yard. Any fungal experts know if these are the nice ones people like?

If you were a loan officer you'd be geeked too!

I had a loan with double 850 borrower credit scores. I feel like I found a unicorn in the wild. 😲

Last month in The Onion:

Me to my 4 year old: I don't appreciate being yelled at by a small boy about ice cream and the ONLY reason you're getting anything now, is to positively reinforce you finally asking nicelyz so you can thank Pavlov for that

4 Year Old: Thanks Pavlov

I think he's just trying to make me go crazy

They're the basics from the Dandan secret lair deck

4 island cards from Magic the Gathering, the artwork on the cards combines to make one long picture.

These islands are so pretty

My preschooler's favorite pizza is pepperoni despite that he ALWAYS takes all of the pepperoni off. If we get him just cheese pizza he gets mad. I feel like I'm going mad

A Dandan secret lair magic the gathering deck being held by a black mage from final fantasy

I was able to get a Dandan deck from the incredibly cool @magipolycarp.bsky.social! The deck is absolutely gorgeous. Wotc needs to go back to print on demand so everyone can get to experience some of the neat things they do

a man talking to a police officer with the words " i don 't answer questions " Alt: a man talking to a police officer with the words " i don 't answer questions "

My son when I'm trying to figure out what he wants to eat.

Nah it's not even that broken. Hey I'm going to twiddle around in a 4 player game doing nothing to get a small amount of card advantage? I feel like in commander it would auto balance

It is perfectly acceptable to hate both the player AND the game.

They should unban Library of Alexandria in commander.

I hate that we live in a hellscape where everything is either AI or cake or both

They look like such close roommates! It's cute to see such a strong completely the hetero friendship

I don't really care about someone's fetish or kinks and I do believe that Kristi Noem and her family deserves privacy, but her asking for the same type of grace and privacy that she actively tries to take from others makes her a hypocrite and sometimes you reap what you sow lady.

Unfortunately I think this is fake. 😞

They should make Rasin Bran cereal that's just Rasin and no bran

A crochet unicorn with coral purple and mint colored mane and a yellow horn

A crochet unicorn with purple mint and coral mane

Finished! Normally I'm stuck making sharks or dinosaurs for my preschooler's friends so it was fun making something a little more pastelish. Happy birthday Charlie! Now I can start working on my Sazabi!

Wow! Absolutely incredible paint job

My son was watching Tella Tubbies and the little sun baby was Asian. He asked us if the little baby was him.

Lol tell me about it! And I generally don't make HG so things are hard on my wallet.