'happy' opening day?

Child-sized hazmat suits. The children are unenthused.

The children yearn for workplace safety in the mines

Guardian headline: Minneapolis live: officials give update after man shot by federal officers has died. Fixed it to read murdered instead of shot.

Fixed it for you @theguardian.com.

You know HEATED RIVALRY is fiction bc it has Montreal winning the title

A map of Dickson Fjord in Greenland

She likes Dickson her Fjord

Merry crimcram to Ol’ BJ

image of a ram's face, the viewer looking up at him, a blue sky with streaky clouds behind. he is wearing a santa hat and robber's mask. he is smoking a cigarette with smoke wafting off to the right of the frame.

you've been visited by the crimcram crime ram

Ribs are stupid when they are wrong

There was one when I was in college. Spent many of a summer night playing pool with friends.

Happy birthday!!!

BUCKY

When do the woke riots start? Do I need to rsvp?

First Evil Dick kicks it and now Mamdani? We do deserve nice things.

Sam Elliot - beef. it’s what’s for dinner

You’re telling me it has been dark for seventeen hours and it’s only 10?!?

100 days until baseball breaks your heart again. It is the best.

How many days till pitchers and catchers report?

Stuck in this hellscape

Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.

Don’t we deserve something nice? A little treat?

Dammit Ernie

Graphic showing baseball players all in the infield

If it was me, I wouldn’t put my centerfield there

“He’s gonna go get him, boog!”

Dammit

The analysts would have orgasmed if Ohtani had hit a HR

I just had the same thought

Where are his calves?!?

Springer has skinny legs