Live updates: Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire President Donald Trump says he’s pulling back on his threats to widen attacks on Iran — subject to Iran being ready for a two-week ceasefire and to reopen Strait of Hormuz.

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Thank you.

I am begging people to start learning how to evaluate sources and not blindly trust screenshots and any image that someone makes that vaguely looks like “news”. Anyone can make that kind of thing

Someone in NYC should do interviews with middle-school kids who take the subway to and from school every day, to see if they have any advice for Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy who can't seem to go a single day without pissing himself in fear over them.

South Carolina man charged after gun fired inside Panama City Beach Waffle House A South Carolina man is facing multiple charges after police say he fired a gun inside a Waffle House in Panama City Beach.

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Miami Springs man arrested for accidentally shooting wife with newly-acquired gun, police say Miami Springs police arrested a man on two criminal charges after they said he accidentally shot his wife at their home on Sunday night. She survived.

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Man killed in Manchester shooting that suspect calls prank gone wrong The victim and suspect in a fatal shooting in Manchester were playing with Nerf guns before the shooting, investigators say.

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Gun Goes Off, Truck Goes Through Fence In Wild Afternoon Crash, Police Say A Virginia driver suffered an apparent accidental gunshot wound before crashing into a fence along a busy roadway Wednesday afternoon, police said.The incident unfolded around 3:30 p.m. on Jan. 7 near...

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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

*whoa

as the hosts hint that they would like to be invited to watch the movie at the white house, one asks "is there a movie theater in the white house?"

no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.

So Hard To Lie, When We Always Bring In The Receipts...

Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups

Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-li...

I cannot comment on Trump’s Rob Reiner post because I didn’t read it. And when reporters read it aloud to me, I couldn’t hear it because I was plugging my ears.

by Mike Johnson

“Merry Christmas”: F.A.Q. Answers to queries prompted by the passage of the Compulsory Acknowledgment of Christ Act.

ah @markremy.bsky.social... an oldie but funny nonetheless. Might need to update with guidance from dept of war on how to wish a happy holi....er, Merry JesusChristmas. www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-...

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After four years of Democrat Party chaos, America is finally under the resolute leadership of President Donald J. Trump, who reminds me of my alcoholic father.

by Susie Wiles

More people need to just call them on their lies immediately. They melt like this guy.

Tweet by Heritage Foundation co founder criticizing Heritage Action threat to Indiana

The Heritage Foundation is cracking

“Merry Christmas”: F.A.Q. Answers to queries prompted by the passage of the Compulsory Acknowledgment of Christ Act.

In their humor newsletter today, @newyorker.com re-shared this thing I wrote 8 years ago, so I am re-sharing it here too. I think it holds up well.

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Liberals are constantly trying to indoctrinate our young people. You can see the proof in this colorful PragerU video presented by the Young America's Foundation at a Turning Point USA school club meeting.

I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.

What are those seminal truths that supply essential context to the daily news report? Here’s my list: That the United States has become an authoritarian state, with armed soldiers on city streets; immigrant neighbors abducted and disappeared by masked agents; the state seizing stakes of companies; political opponents targeted with criminal probes; educational institutions extorted into obedience; media organizations paying tribute to the ruler. This is reality. That Trump is personally deranged and debilitated. That he operates almost entirely in a bubble world of lies and fantasies. That he makes things up, is misled by his staff, and often doesn’t know what they are doing. That white Christian nationalism and virulent racism are primary drivers in this administration. That misinformation and lies are not coincidental to the Trump agenda, they are essential to it. That Trump is engaged in a massively corrupt scheme to enrich himself, his family, and his oligarch friends. That Trump is leading what is effectively a criminal enterprise – openly violating the law at almost every turn. That the Trump administration is systemically diminishing hard-fought civil and human rights for women, for immigrants, for brown people, and for trans people. That the Republican Party of the past no longer exists. It is no longer serious or credible. That the nation’s historic checks and balances, through the separation of powers, have collapsed. That the federal government – especially the Department of Justice and the Department of Homeland Security – has been so weaponized against Trump’s political opponents that nothing it says can be trusted without evidence. That Trump’s cruelty and racism have been fully embraced by the MAGA movement and by federal agents terrorizing and abducting immigrants.

Here's my list of the essential truths about our current crisis that are routinely missing from New York Times coverage: presswatchers.org/2025/12/new-...

The police are describing this as a "tragic accident." It's not. It's negligence and recklessness, and it was 100% avoidable.

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Music Icon Pharrell Criticizes Political Division: “I Don’t Believe In Either Side” Pharrell Williams is making his feelings about American politics unmistakably clear.

I see this sort of proud posturing a lot and it's really a wonderful way to loudly demonstrate to everyone you have absolutely no idea what's going on

You sound like the kind of person who needs MORE poetry in their life, not less.