Woodie’s double smash burger

A better burger shot from the new smash burger at Woodie’s Flat in Chicago.

"It seems like someone Googled 'Top 10 reasons to strike Iran' and they threw them up on the wall like spaghetti to see what would stick."

Well, JB PRITZKER For Possible President, Then........

“It’s simple, just be born into a wealthy family like me.”

The retired general is my father in law. The Trump admin is such a fucking clown show run by morons, grifters, and racists. We’re all so fucked.

Now you know why we are where we are today. Last year, he said we destroyed Iran's nuclear capabilities. That was another lie.

Republicans perfectly fine with Musk, Lutnick, Bannon, and their "Daddy" Trump showing up several times in the Epstein Files?

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.

😡

Tweet by Melanie D’Arrigo stating: “The UAE bought $2B of Trump’s crypto — and gets computer chips. Saudi Arabia gave Kushner $2B for a new Trump Tower — and gets weapons. Qatar gives Trump a private jet and a $5.5B real estate deal — and gets US military protection. This is how bribes work.” Below is an image of Donald Trump sitting across from the Emir of Qatar in a formal meeting room. Text overlay: “Quid Pro Presidency.”

The GOP spent years screaming about a manufactured Biden bribe but says nothing about this. Tells you all you need to know.

This could be the Wikipedia image for incels. What a bunch of fucking losers.

I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason. Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.

“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics requirem...

Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show.

She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.

(Published June)

I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year.

Republicans in Washington did this.

This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.

A man who was just getting names and badges for officers was wrongfully detained in D.C.

He then yelled, “AFTER THE TRIALS ARE HELD, YOU WILL ALL BE IN JAIL.” 🔥
#FreeDC

Burger shot from Hopsmith in Chicago

The boomer wasteland can get worse than it already is?

Does anyone have a contact for Ann ? Would love to discuss with her the possibility of partnering with her to publish her cartoons exclusively on @bluesky

Wait till you hear his Harrison Ford impression

Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’

Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’

The funniest thing to me about muting posts with specific words is, I only mute innocuous weird shit.

Like all these posts about coyotes in Chicago.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE COYOTE YOU SAW IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

*muted

Using OpenAI's new, powerful "reasoning" model to calculate the amount of states that have R in them. Welcome to the future, everybody

Make America Great Again

Don't try to explain