I was a teen girl in the 2000s there’s literally nothing you can say that will break my spirit lol.

It’s so funny when random MAGA people try to dunk on me by calling me a lib. Like, oh noooo I love my neighbor!! Oh noooo I believe a better world is possible!!! Oh god not that!!!!

I’m starting to buy them. I hate it here 💕

Please GOD just let Ben Barnes do a rom com!!!!!!!!!

I love living in this hellish country and constantly wondering if I should be buying physical copies of my favorite books before they’re banned under obscenity laws 💕

BIG day for Doomsday Clock-heads!!

Back to the Onyx Storm mines ⛏️

(Slowly trying to plod through this behemoth before someone ruins it for me)

Yesss you won’t regret

Another one! Is it good? Doesn’t look like enough sauce 🕵🏼‍♀️

And if it’s snug as a bug hour you are NOT gonna want to do that! You’re gonna look at paint colors for your guest room and you’re gonna read your trashy little book or do the wordle and then you’re gonna SLEEP, you’re not gonna spend hours hypnotized by problems unsolvable by you at midnight!!!

Working? Tap and it prevents you from doom scrolling on social media. Trying to get snug as a bug at bedtime? Tippy tap and all you have access to are Pinterest and Goodreads (two most calming social media apps, people say). You wanna access trash? Too bad, you gotta go downstairs and tap for that!

For no reason at all, I want to let you all know that I bought a Brick, a little device that blocks apps on my phone until I physically tap it. I think it has made my life better and I recommend it. Again, no reason for this note ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD.

Sounds like you haven’t had them homemade, fried up with onions & sour cream & applesauce

Me too?!?!

HAHA omg you turned on those wine & gold lights & you are ACTIVATED 😂

“Are they like dumplings?”

Lord give me strength

Had to explain to my non-CLE based team what pierogis are today (????????)

Tacked on a paczki explainer for good measure

Will the Third Amendment be enforceable when the military tries to occupy my house for the Battle of Lake Erie II?

I will just be living my life and suddenly think: “DOWN GOES ANDERSON! DOWN GOES ANDERSON!!!”

Drop your book recs here! And so help me GOD if any of you suggest something smart… 🥊

Love antiques, hate curses

I’m not long for bluesky if people don’t start getting snarky on here!!!

The worst person you’ve ever met is posting about how important it is to be a good person right now

The relentless Wicked marketing is making me want to see the movie LESS!! How is that possible?!

And I must say: I agree, go Cavs

Saw Cavs won and thought, I wonder what those freaks (complimentary) on bluesky have to say about this!!!

“That’s the Cleveland way!” (translation: The Sewer District consistently propping up the population’s mental health)

Matt Gaetz as AG? I’m spreading the news

Save us, opening day. Opening day, save us.