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by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.

#godpuppy

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Behavioral training

3 weeks ago 604 86 8 0
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Imagine a fucking space station stocking lakes for idiots to fish out of oh my god its perfect shut the fuck up.

2 weeks ago 114 22 0 0
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WELL NO SHIT YOU ARE! WHO ELSE DID YOU THINK YOU WERE? BRATWURST?!

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Never posted this I guess!
Art by: @moth.gay!

[Tamale has been added to your inventory]

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Swords

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here's another #Arsenia gif from a few years ago which I still really like

1 year ago 78 13 0 0
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Reposting this #arsenia pic from 2024 with the proper tag AND because it's really good and more people should look at it. She loves her macrame sweater.

10 months ago 112 26 3 0
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some old #arsenia / #madison art that i still like!

8 months ago 144 28 2 0
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Arsenia warmup. Dip pen + deleter ink + olo marker #arsenia

1 year ago 49 12 0 0
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who let this guy get into the yarn...

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Feeling like a freak fr fr
I am being so mean to Bec

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double ended Joy Con

double ended Joy Con

The boys down in R&D whipped up this concept art for a new Nintendo Joy-Con Controller, we think it's gonna be a big hit.

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God the things Bec goes through
It's easy to become a renowned captain when you can just fucking die and come back.
It's gonna have so much fun when she gets to be vivisected, study sooo good ::)

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When her whining finally gets on your nerves you can just very easily cut her vocal cords
Unfortunately she has great regeneration so you'll have to get back in there and do it again often

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A small kobold woman wearing a tank top and short sitting on top of a dragon woman wearing a skirt. the text reads "I'm going to bite and hurt you!" from the kobold "Haha!" from the dragon "And you'll kill me! You'll cut me open! And I'll scream and my guts will go everywhere and I'll beg for mercy and you won't listen!" from the kobold "No... Haha." from the dragon

A small kobold woman wearing a tank top and short sitting on top of a dragon woman wearing a skirt. the text reads "I'm going to bite and hurt you!" from the kobold "Haha!" from the dragon "And you'll kill me! You'll cut me open! And I'll scream and my guts will go everywhere and I'll beg for mercy and you won't listen!" from the kobold "No... Haha." from the dragon

Is it trying to... flirt?

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You’re in MY workplace

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POV: You're a retainer

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she's still a whirlipede at heart (even though she should definitely be acting her age)

6 months ago 4607 1187 25 3
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She makes me laugh

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I fucking love girls so much fuck

I'm so so gay. women are just so pretty .. .
I'm girl(?) loving other girls

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A tortoiseshell cat lays on her side posed with a microphone and many twisted cords. She has a very sweet but slightly mischievous expression.

A tortoiseshell cat lays on her side posed with a microphone and many twisted cords. She has a very sweet but slightly mischievous expression.

5x7 portrait of an awesome rockstar kitty!!!

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God the things Bec goes through
It's easy to become a renowned captain when you can just fucking die and come back.
It's gonna have so much fun when she gets to be vivisected, study sooo good ::)

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I'm such a dumb little kitty. you can pic me up and hear my little brain rattling around in my skull!!

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ooooough, I have paws
I am straight up cuted with the paws
a sweet little kitty with fucking BEANS on those little paws

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Poptart pointing at an unknown something, it is obscured by a black box, but the facial tracking is still detecting something deep within.

Poptart pointing at an unknown something, it is obscured by a black box, but the facial tracking is still detecting something deep within.

You see it too, don't you?

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